@jippolito.bsky.social
Oh look, Mr. Both Sides is suddenly concerned about a MAGA takeover
January 11, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Oh look, Mr. Both Sides is suddenly concerned about a MAGA takeover
“Doesn’t get touched.” You know, it’s fine to blame the players sometimes rather than the refs.
January 3, 2026 at 9:06 AM
“Doesn’t get touched.” You know, it’s fine to blame the players sometimes rather than the refs.
Shut up and fight, you bitch
September 28, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Shut up and fight, you bitch
God you’re such a pussy.
August 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
God you’re such a pussy.
Buying a $1 slice of pizza isn’t the issue here; paying $10 for that slice after DoorDash runs its fingers all over the crust and through your pockets is.
July 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Buying a $1 slice of pizza isn’t the issue here; paying $10 for that slice after DoorDash runs its fingers all over the crust and through your pockets is.
“Holocaust denier.” You mean Nazi
May 14, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Holocaust denier.” You mean Nazi
Oh good, that means she’ll only win re-election +10 instead of +45. That’ll show her!
April 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Oh good, that means she’ll only win re-election +10 instead of +45. That’ll show her!
You sound like a sad, sorry bitch. Go lift weights or something
April 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You sound like a sad, sorry bitch. Go lift weights or something
Without looking, ima guess you fast tracked like 95% of Trump nominees. “The resistance!”
April 10, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Without looking, ima guess you fast tracked like 95% of Trump nominees. “The resistance!”
I thought their initial bullshit was that El Salvador was just holding them for us.
April 5, 2025 at 7:41 AM
I thought their initial bullshit was that El Salvador was just holding them for us.
The same Coinbase that charges you like $400 to withdraw it. Or the same Robinhood that won’t let you sell your stock while the rich are busy tanking it?
March 25, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The same Coinbase that charges you like $400 to withdraw it. Or the same Robinhood that won’t let you sell your stock while the rich are busy tanking it?
Cuz he’s a bitch
March 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Cuz he’s a bitch
What a weak ass bitch
March 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
What a weak ass bitch
Chuck Schumer, bitch, you are never eating in public again without someone waving a “Cuck Schumer” sign in your face while screaming “Cuck Schumer is a Republican cuck” if you really do give Elon his blank check via cloture, you fucking coward
March 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Chuck Schumer, bitch, you are never eating in public again without someone waving a “Cuck Schumer” sign in your face while screaming “Cuck Schumer is a Republican cuck” if you really do give Elon his blank check via cloture, you fucking coward
Three points need to be established in the front court: two feet plus the ball. Looks like zero were established here.
February 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Three points need to be established in the front court: two feet plus the ball. Looks like zero were established here.
I was thinking during the game that Michigan is that team in fantasy who’s eighth in points scored but somehow tied for second place
February 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I was thinking during the game that Michigan is that team in fantasy who’s eighth in points scored but somehow tied for second place
lol, you’re supposed to be smart and this is your grand theory?
February 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
lol, you’re supposed to be smart and this is your grand theory?
Best way to get back to wife and child? Take an uber to the airport, board your flight, hope her side piece left before you get home
January 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Best way to get back to wife and child? Take an uber to the airport, board your flight, hope her side piece left before you get home
All of their games save Xavier have left a lot to be desired, yet still winning. Imagine when it all clicks
December 4, 2024 at 4:29 AM
All of their games save Xavier have left a lot to be desired, yet still winning. Imagine when it all clicks
50% at the rim is way better than what the vibes had me feeling. Missed so many point blank shots and nothing but gongs from the free throw line, yet still winning by 20 against a tourney team???
November 28, 2024 at 3:26 AM
50% at the rim is way better than what the vibes had me feeling. Missed so many point blank shots and nothing but gongs from the free throw line, yet still winning by 20 against a tourney team???