Every time I tell my non-FL friends something about the game they think I’m making up outlandish stories.

In other news, I need to make several flowcharts in my journal for how to get components. I just hit A Person of Importance and I need so many things.

Manchego, good cheddar, and Swiss

Unions of that sort are not allowed for teachers in Texas. Teacher strikes are also banned. (I refuse to leave here, this is my home and those assholes cannot push me out. I’ll go down fighting. The kids need us.)

You should be more stricken by the fact that we use it due to more and more burocracia so we don’t have the time to sit and edit our emails. Between morning/afternoon duty, lesson planning, teaching, calling parents, ARDs, 504s, data walls, data meetings, LPACs…but keep on being a sanctimonious twit

Oh. Sure I could. In between teaching, making lessons, parent conferences, responding to professional emails, and before school and after school duty.
My problems solving ability is just fine. Time is what I am lacking.

I completely get that. But “Are you seriously saying I cannot teach the student what he missed while withdrawn and should just average his grades while he was present instead of actually evaluating his knowledge? I want it in writing” isn’t acceptable. Until it is I need my crutch to keep my job. 🤣😭

I use it by copying my email and telling it “make this more professional and less angry sounding” before I send it off to my admin. Sometimes you need the soul taken out of your writing.

I know it’s not the point, but in my 8th grade science class I make sure to tell the kids “We teach you XX/XY chromosomes, but just like there’s a 4th state of matter, this is super basic and if you go into genetics you’ll learn it’s not exactly accurate.” They can’t use me as an excuse 4 hate.

Oh no. I got curious about the other Peeps flavors I may not have tried. There’s “Peeps filled licorice ropes” and that sounds…not great. 1.5 ⭐️ rating for it. (Dr Pepper peeps have 4.7 stars, btw)

I remember trying them, but I don’t remember anything about the taste, so they were probably underwhelming. Otherwise I’d be as obsessed with them as I am the coconut and the s’mores ones.

I won’t eat regular peeps (the choco-coconut ones are amazing), but I’ll buy all the on-sale Peeps for s’mores.

That is #goals.

My husband snores. Loudly. I can hear him when mine and his bedroom door is closed. If we didn’t have separate bedrooms I’d be in prison for murder (sleep deprivation is a beast.)

Whelp, that’s my goal for my next “your kid was destroying my classroom” email.

Maybe it will annoy them enough and they’ll actually reply.