waddup fcukers

theres something about a way a girl ignores me that fires all the right synapses

everyday i wonder whats happening on twitter

listeninf to teen suicide and participating in one sided open relationships....

welcome back *checks notes* sophomore year of highschool?

who wrote this ??

im playing dropball w my pop pops glass eye!

if im in the talking stage, how many more stages until shes diggin in my butt?

I've felt it too y'know. That feeling that you're only good for peeing with your pants around your ankles; the cowboys used to do that. I'd make a pretty good cowboy don'tcha think?

You would too if you weren't the one deciding.

keep in mind i'm only 8 years old

i swear i just saw a lady bug

ive infiltrated the bar... one vodka cocktail whatever... open mic poetry night starts in 1 (one) minute...

Help! Estrogen has made fall in Love with Charming and Interesting men! Help!

osamason spelled backwards is osamason

girl who cries while listening to the Persona 5 Soundtrack

"You must shiogami grid if you think we're fucking"
Me:

joeyy