You never Google more questions about poop until you become a parent.

Only 7 more weeks baby girl 💕

First time my husband felt out baby kick he had his face up to my belly and she kicked him in the face lmao

Why are little girl clothes so revealing??? A toddler doesn’t need short shorts or crop tops!!! And don’t even get me started on the swimsuits. They need to be covered, as well as protected from the sun!!!

Also I’ve been on the verge of a crash out all week because my job told me Monday that I’m getting laid off this week (last day is tomorrow). This is happening 12 weeks before I have my child so life is so great and cool and not stressful at all hahahahahaah

DnD character who is very adamantly atheist, would meet the gods face to face and be like “Oh…I don’t subscribe to all…this.”

WE FOUND A NEW HOUSE TO RENT

What do you mean these two are about to be parents

The hood of my car decided to fly open while I was driving 70 mph on 90 and got stuck open. It also cracked part of my windshield so that was super fun and great

My child has gained the ability to kick the absolute fuck out of me. She kicked so hard yesterday I had to stop what I was doing to process it

We’re trying to move out of our house asap because our landlord turned out to be batshit insane but we’re really sad because we really thought this house was going to be the place we raised our daughter

Can we outlaw this specific instant ramen in any workplace because it smells like shit

Anyway this is my daughter who doesn’t stay still for any ultrasound

Weaning myself off Twitter because I’m over el*n and also somehow my following and for you page is slowly leaning into enemy territory?