Jim
jimwantscoffee.bsky.social
Jim
@jimwantscoffee.bsky.social
Tall. Dark. Hands? Some!
Tchoupitoulas or Calliope.

Actually, pronounced exactly as it looks, Calliope would pass as a local.
October 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
There’s particularly hated ones. None beloved.
September 23, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Blumpkin Spice.
September 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
And he plays himself, Tom Petty.
August 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If it was “rhetorical” and “not for me to answer”, why did *my* phone show it to *me*?
July 20, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I say I say I say
June 12, 2025 at 5:21 PM
On the other hand- the on base streak continues.
May 10, 2025 at 1:25 AM
That is the main problem with GTA (Grand Text Adventure), yes.
May 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
> take car
Do you mean the red car, the police car, or the sports car?
> police
You wrench open the door of the police car and throw the cop to the ground, hopping over them into the driver’s seat.
> go north
You drive north, towards the Pay’n’Spray. You notice a wanted star light up on your HUD.
May 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Eagles have five titles now, too.
April 18, 2025 at 7:04 PM
And it was accurate, plus or minus several miles over a half marathon..
March 1, 2025 at 10:25 PM
American Gothic Halloween costume on lockdown.
February 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Go birds
February 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Baaaaaaaaaat… MAN!
January 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I feel like most people who write about AI water usage live in California. In the northeast, I don’t care how much water you use. This is also why low flow toilets are annoying and ridiculous to much of the country, even lefties.
January 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Phone: hand
Keys: tied into a shoelace, if necessary
Wallet: at home or hidden in car
January 2, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have three sub 3s, don’t recall the seconds on my 2:57 and 2:59, but I know 2:54:30 to the second.
November 4, 2024 at 7:33 PM
There was a follow up article where they interviewed the guy who finished one person ahead of him, and he immediately remembered his time correctly, unprompted.
November 4, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Teams should be punished with the night game, or the London game, or TNF. Those games should be rotations of the Browns and the Cowboys. I guess playing each other.
November 4, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Gotta say, I don’t like night games. 4 PM is perfect.
November 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
My favorite Paul Ryan bit from that election: Runner’s World ethering his “I’ve run a sub-3 marathon” claim.

www.runnersworld.com/news/a208494...
Paul Ryan Has Not Run Sub-3:00 Marathon
The vice-presidential candidate ran one marathon, a 4:01, as a 20-year-old.
www.runnersworld.com
November 4, 2024 at 12:56 PM
It’s sponsored/owned by the Kelce brothers.
November 2, 2024 at 10:21 PM