Jim Vollmer
@jimvollmer.bsky.social
Semi-Retired Senior Software Engineer, Farmer.
Hobbies include Aviation, Zappa, 49ers, Athletics
Father of an angel
ROC
Hobbies include Aviation, Zappa, 49ers, Athletics
Father of an angel
ROC
She wants to spend more time with her meth lab.
November 27, 2025 at 7:45 PM
She wants to spend more time with her meth lab.
Did they ship the sneakers yet?
November 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Did they ship the sneakers yet?
“Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”
― Frank Zappa
― Frank Zappa
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
“Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.”
― Frank Zappa
― Frank Zappa
The Bills aren’t dead, they just smell funny.
November 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The Bills aren’t dead, they just smell funny.
Taco Bell channel: Trump in Epstein files
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Taco Bell channel: Trump in Epstein files
That boy ain't right.
November 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
That boy ain't right.
If trickle-down economics worked, there would be no need for trickle-down economics.
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If trickle-down economics worked, there would be no need for trickle-down economics.
First thing I thought of.
October 27, 2025 at 10:48 AM
First thing I thought of.
My eyes are up here, Linda!
October 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My eyes are up here, Linda!
And they should be required to be in session until the government is no longer shut down.
October 15, 2025 at 10:57 AM
And they should be required to be in session until the government is no longer shut down.
putin spelled gullible wrong
October 12, 2025 at 11:25 PM
putin spelled gullible wrong
What?! No ramparts or revolutionary airports? SAD!
October 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
What?! No ramparts or revolutionary airports? SAD!
If you can’t laugh at yourself, how do you expect anyone to take you seriously.
October 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If you can’t laugh at yourself, how do you expect anyone to take you seriously.
Who’s ready for TACOs?
September 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Who’s ready for TACOs?
I don't trust Ellison anymore that I trust China.
September 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I don't trust Ellison anymore that I trust China.
Honestly, I hope he tells them to fuck off.
September 22, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Honestly, I hope he tells them to fuck off.
Honestly, I hope he tells them to fuck off.
September 22, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Honestly, I hope he tells them to fuck off.
"Let's make the water turn" - Zappa
September 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Let's make the water turn" - Zappa
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
Easy there, Brad.
Easy there, Brad.
September 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Show me yours and I'll show you mine.
Easy there, Brad.
Easy there, Brad.
For no particular reason.
September 18, 2025 at 10:42 PM
For no particular reason.