I mean Razr flip phones back in the day were close, but yeah that Motorola he pulled out of the envelope was cool af

@elizabethstoltzfus.bsky.social we can relate, huh?

Bot? No. I wrote this post in January when it was new and it got no attention until this week. Not sure why the algo is picking it up and showing to people now.

…and no I don’t even care that it’s basically an ad for an action cam.

Whenever that happens to me I’m reminded of the John Mulaney line about looking like a shitty magician.

@blunderchief.blather.ing is right the humane pin would have been “better as a Siri microphone you could wear” except the Apple Watch is that already.