Update: marvel has just sent me a promotional email for DC; dogs and cats seen making out
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Update: marvel has just sent me a promotional email for DC; dogs and cats seen making out
What the hell is going on over at Steak ‘n Shake
October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
What the hell is going on over at Steak ‘n Shake
My Netflix watchlist is fighting
October 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My Netflix watchlist is fighting
Hats off to the entrepreneurs of Branson, MO
October 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hats off to the entrepreneurs of Branson, MO
"To be clear: we absolutely know what the users want, and we absolutely do not care" 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
October 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
"To be clear: we absolutely know what the users want, and we absolutely do not care" 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑
“AI,” a photo essay
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October 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
“AI,” a photo essay
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The comic book store did not tell them they could do this, and this business didn’t ask. I made a joke about it when I walked in, and they looked at me like I was in crisis
October 3, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The comic book store did not tell them they could do this, and this business didn’t ask. I made a joke about it when I walked in, and they looked at me like I was in crisis
I use my calendar differently than you might
October 2, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I use my calendar differently than you might
Today, I saw a car with a QR code on the back. Here is the car, and then here is where the QR code went. 🏆
September 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Today, I saw a car with a QR code on the back. Here is the car, and then here is where the QR code went. 🏆
This I don’t need, podcasting app ad
September 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This I don’t need, podcasting app ad
Man, it is so great that this can happen 💻
September 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Man, it is so great that this can happen 💻
My hand ta Gawd, dear reader, there was a row of comic books in the magazine rack at the grocery store
August 7, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My hand ta Gawd, dear reader, there was a row of comic books in the magazine rack at the grocery store
I’d like to thank the landscaping guy who tried to run me off the road instead of letting me merge. Your three Alex Jones bumper stickers and the “GET OVER IT TRUMP WON” on your windshield explained everything AND reinforced some of my favorite prejudices
July 30, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I’d like to thank the landscaping guy who tried to run me off the road instead of letting me merge. Your three Alex Jones bumper stickers and the “GET OVER IT TRUMP WON” on your windshield explained everything AND reinforced some of my favorite prejudices
In moments of boredom, I will open up an AI to waste its time and cost Marc Zuckerberg money out of sheer cussedness. I’m perpetually surprised by which rules it will and won’t care about. Guess Nintendo has meaner lawyers.
July 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
In moments of boredom, I will open up an AI to waste its time and cost Marc Zuckerberg money out of sheer cussedness. I’m perpetually surprised by which rules it will and won’t care about. Guess Nintendo has meaner lawyers.
At the Omni hotel, we provide a luxurious stay that borders on sheer opulence, but we will be dead in the cold fuckin ground before you get a coke with breakfast.
July 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
At the Omni hotel, we provide a luxurious stay that borders on sheer opulence, but we will be dead in the cold fuckin ground before you get a coke with breakfast.
I demand to have this set explained to me
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I demand to have this set explained to me
The guys who go out and get the individual letters deserve special notice
July 16, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The guys who go out and get the individual letters deserve special notice
I have this European pixie stix-adjacent candy on my desk, and every time I see it, I imagine the first person who said, “Man, I could really go for a powder right now. Mmm, a powder.”
July 10, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I have this European pixie stix-adjacent candy on my desk, and every time I see it, I imagine the first person who said, “Man, I could really go for a powder right now. Mmm, a powder.”
