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Jim 🤘
@jimsimmons.bsky.social
If there is a vulnerability, it will be exploited.

💙🌊🫘 🔹 Cybersecurity, Web & Application Development 🔹 Life-long Democrat 🔹 Blue Dot in Red Ohio 🔹Amateur Photographer
Ha!
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
This may be the closest you get to a Stanley cup 😂🤣

Good morning 🍩☕️
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
We all have a quixotic dream of sending the orange 🍊 turd 💩 on a rocket 🚀 to Mars. We await with fervent enthusiasm that our dreams may come true and we can awake from our current nightmare.

#WordIfTheDay
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Morning Missy! 🎶☀️🤘✨☕️🍩
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Morning Calvin! 🎶☀️☕️✨🤘🥁🪘
November 20, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Morning Tony 🎶☀️☕️🤘✨
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Morning Jerry! 🎶✨🤘☀️☕️🍩

Happy ThorsDay!
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
The "Scroll of Doom"

You are filling out a form online that asks for your birth year. You tap the menu, and you have to scroll... and scroll... and scroll.., requiring substantial thumb cardio to find it.
November 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Good morning #Bluesky. Happy Hump Day 🐪
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Morning Jean! 🐪🎶🤘🍩☕️☀️✨
November 19, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Morning Missy! 🎶🤘☕️🌮☀️

Q: How does a penguin build its house?
A: Igloos it together!
November 18, 2025 at 12:23 PM
November 18, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Morning Jean! ☕️🎶🤘☀️✨🔊🌮
November 18, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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Drop someone BLONDE/BLOND 👱‍♀️🖤👱
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Loving this one
November 17, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Morning Donna! 🤘🎶☕️🙌
November 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The toddler stood with arms akimbo, surveying the spaghetti-covered kitchen like a tiny, disappointed general.
November 15, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Morning Chuck! 🎶🤘✨☀️
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Morning Dawn! 🎶🤘✨☕️
November 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 AM