A different funeral for each stage of grief

Pynchon writing children’s books under a nom de plume?

You’re really bad at this, huh?

It’s like they created a Voltron of every constitutional loophole SCOTUS has ever given law enforcement

Not for nothing that living room is anxiety inducing

Went to a Mexican restaurant with a friend who only ate Mac n cheese and pepperoni pizza, he orders the burger, and they bring out something that has clearly been chipped out of the back of a freezer and microwaved. Saddest meal I ever saw at a restaurant.

Also, just caught sight of the names of all the reporters arrested for filming the protest at the church in Minneapolis... here they are:

Don Lemon
Trahern Jeen Crews
Georgia Fort
Jamael Lydell Lundy

One of these is a Dem candidate (Lundy) and all are Black.

Having got rid of the S and X in his S3XY model lineup (🙄), now it’s just “EY!”

I’m sure the pretense was dropped many years and many millions of dollars ago, but I still like to imagine HRC’s agent pretending to be outraged at the very idea that she would put her reputation and good name on the line for mere money

Less a news cycle than a swirling news vortex

Dumb enough to have never seen Lethal Weapon 2?!

Love that they used one of his least flattering pics of recent memory

Observed