The manosphere is a giant snow globe full of lost male souls floating gormlessly around.
November 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The manosphere is a giant snow globe full of lost male souls floating gormlessly around.
Marie Kondo is like the girl from the Ring. Anyone who reads her book is condemned to a lifetime of folding socks.
November 2, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Marie Kondo is like the girl from the Ring. Anyone who reads her book is condemned to a lifetime of folding socks.
I’ve got a condition where I have to group curvy letters together. I think it might be OCD.
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I’ve got a condition where I have to group curvy letters together. I think it might be OCD.
Kudos to meme writers for helping our children learn their numbers.
November 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Kudos to meme writers for helping our children learn their numbers.
Nothing makes me feel more like a small cog in a big machine than my penis pump.
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Nothing makes me feel more like a small cog in a big machine than my penis pump.
My wife keeps telling me I need to get better at expressing myself. But my breasts just don’t work that way.
October 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM
My wife keeps telling me I need to get better at expressing myself. But my breasts just don’t work that way.
Through extreme ultra processing they managed to take the ugh out of doughnuts.
October 20, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Through extreme ultra processing they managed to take the ugh out of doughnuts.
When we have sex my wife lies back and is very dexterous with her hands. But sometimes I just wish she’d put her phone down.
October 15, 2025 at 7:49 AM
When we have sex my wife lies back and is very dexterous with her hands. But sometimes I just wish she’d put her phone down.
Baby cows just sometimes need a pat on the back.
October 15, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Baby cows just sometimes need a pat on the back.
It is OK to make fun of AustralIans. There are no rules against punching down under.
October 5, 2025 at 11:02 AM
It is OK to make fun of AustralIans. There are no rules against punching down under.
Yin and Yang were a famous Chinese double act.
October 2, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Yin and Yang were a famous Chinese double act.
Pavlova’s dog loved a meringue.
September 30, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Pavlova’s dog loved a meringue.
Before Impressionism, painting was difficult to Monetise.
September 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Before Impressionism, painting was difficult to Monetise.
I find it incredible that the person who kicked off the US Star Wars program was called President Ray-gun.
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I find it incredible that the person who kicked off the US Star Wars program was called President Ray-gun.
Like many middle-aged men I rock skinny jeans, floating around like a big daddy long legs.
September 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Like many middle-aged men I rock skinny jeans, floating around like a big daddy long legs.
I preferred it when earpods came with little leashes to stop you dropping them.
September 23, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I preferred it when earpods came with little leashes to stop you dropping them.
My favourite curry is Roald Dahl
September 17, 2025 at 8:15 PM
My favourite curry is Roald Dahl
I put my tent up on a double yellow and ended up getting glamped.
September 14, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I put my tent up on a double yellow and ended up getting glamped.
Every pearl of wisdom is wrapped up in a long boring oyster of a story.
September 13, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Every pearl of wisdom is wrapped up in a long boring oyster of a story.
We all carry around emotional baggage. But if you have OCD then at least it is well packed.
September 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
We all carry around emotional baggage. But if you have OCD then at least it is well packed.
I’ve got the ability to make people think of French arthouse films, a rare gift known as telepathé.
September 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I’ve got the ability to make people think of French arthouse films, a rare gift known as telepathé.
Lipstick would be great if it worked, but the glue is no way strong enough.
September 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lipstick would be great if it worked, but the glue is no way strong enough.
On holiday when the rain started getting intermittent, I knew it was time to buy a caravan.
September 9, 2025 at 9:11 PM
On holiday when the rain started getting intermittent, I knew it was time to buy a caravan.
All the recent interest in gut health has launched a global bowel movement.
September 9, 2025 at 7:51 AM
All the recent interest in gut health has launched a global bowel movement.
Fly tipping is generally the work of drunk teenage spiders.
September 3, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Fly tipping is generally the work of drunk teenage spiders.