I want to be that frog guy from Spirited Away

OP didn't submit their own art either fuckwit.

watching 3 seconds of a 30s video, that contains useful information: "this shit is too long."
4 hours into a deepdive of a random subject I know nothing about: "I need to watch this 12 times more"

Every time someone criticizes an aspect of the modern tech industry - AI/ML, AR, crypto/blockchain - the inevitable response is 'you're ignoring all the numerous potential positive use cases for this tech!' And at this point, I think it's fair to say - there are none. This is it, top to bottom

Can I use a spray bottle too discipline a dev?

Do devs have object permanence?

My dev shat in the test environment, can I rub their nose in it?

Blanket training dev? Effective?

Its so cool to see the fun memes the management team have in their slides for the mandatory update. When everyone else have been in crunch for 3 sprints, due to their poor requirements

If your store doesn't sell electronics, you better sell clothes that make me look like David Martinez or Neo, if you're doing cyber Monday sales.

We've not only adopted black Friday sales as a thing, but for some reason shops have started having black November sales.

$1 per year? Fuck that, I already paid $10 for a dead website once. If I wanted to pay for bad and dumb takes recurringly, I'd get a medium subscription.

"Listen to it now, wherever you get podcasts" This is your job, you should know!

My nieces and nephews are nurglings.

FML "So uhh, that documentation you were working on, and then we reassigned you 100% to another project delivery, and we told you someone else would finish it … when is that done?"

elon musk has ever worried about imposter syndrome