Kunt and Roys 80's Best Bits
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My favourite funny quotes from the Acceptable in the 80s podcast. Which is the funniest thing ever! 100% Unofficial!
Guys you need to check out Mammoth on BBC iPlayer. So much bloke stuff. It's great. You'll love it
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December 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Guys you need to check out Mammoth on BBC iPlayer. So much bloke stuff. It's great. You'll love it
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September 25, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Spotted this lol
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Spotted this lol
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
Dad I think he's gonna Tork her.
Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
September 11, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Talking about the first episode of EastEnders.
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: She was a rotton old battleaxe as well want she?
KUNT: Who? Lou?
ROY: Lou Beale.
KUNT: Yeah.
ROY: Rotton.
KUNT: Cunt of a women.
ROY: (laughing hysterically)
FEB 1985
#eastenders
#loubeale
#katg
#intheeighties
Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
August 29, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Finally those feckless kunts have released August's pod. Get it downloaded and have a listen!
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
#intheeighties
#katg
#podcast
New pod coming soon! About facking time.
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#intheeighties
#podcast
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#intheeighties
#podcast
August 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
New pod coming soon! About facking time.
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#intheeighties
#podcast
@kuntandthegang.bsky.social @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
#intheeighties
#podcast
New podcast is out now!
July 1, 2025 at 7:15 PM
New podcast is out now!
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
June 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
ROY: In the eighties men had moustaches and didn't cry.
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
KUNT: I dunno some of the blokes with moustaches cried.
ROY: Yeah but-
KUNT: I lost a lot of mates
#intheeighties
#bobbysballs
#katg
MAY 1985
May 30, 2025 at 8:24 PM
New podcast is a cracker
May 28, 2025 at 3:13 PM
New podcast is a cracker
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
May 23, 2025 at 9:29 AM
New podcast incoming and it's going to be a messy one! May 1985
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
#intheeighties
#katg
#kuntandroy
#podbible
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
May 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Talking best 80s Tug Of War team
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
KUNT. Emberg?
ROY. Mmm Big Ron from the market in EastEnders.
KUNT. *Laughs
ROY. Big Ron looked like he knew his way round a rope.
KUNT. Yeah definitely.
#bigron
#eastenders
#katg
#intheeighties
Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
May 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Talking about the Rolly Pollys
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
ROY. I remember that little blonde one that they'd always have at the end. And it it'd be like, whahey look at her! Probably wouldn't get that now. It was acceptable in the 80s.
KUNT. Do you reckon they're all dead?
ROY. .....Yeah.... See ya next month.
*Theme tune
It's here. The April podcast sponsored by yours truly.
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
April 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
It's here. The April podcast sponsored by yours truly.
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
Thank you @kuntandthegang.bsky.social and @stuwhiffen.bsky.social
We laughed our fucking eyelids off.
#wouldcock
#colateraldamage
#tonywoodcock
April pod coming soon according to the fellas. And.... I'm sponsoring it!
Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out!
Fully ready for a cunting off!
#katg
#shoutouttowoods
#intheeighties
#podcast
Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out!
Fully ready for a cunting off!
#katg
#shoutouttowoods
#intheeighties
#podcast
April 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
April pod coming soon according to the fellas. And.... I'm sponsoring it!
Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out!
Fully ready for a cunting off!
#katg
#shoutouttowoods
#intheeighties
#podcast
Hope the Bluesky massive get a shout out!
Fully ready for a cunting off!
#katg
#shoutouttowoods
#intheeighties
#podcast
KUNT: I don't think Anne Diamonds got a particularly noteworthy vagina.
ROY: I reckon it's quite tidy.
KUNT: Dya reckon her fanny looks like Nick Owen?
ROY: Yeah. Just kinda dependable. Little side parting in her pubes. Quite a tidy little rat.
KUNT: Yeah a good solid flange.
OCT 82
#solidflange
ROY: I reckon it's quite tidy.
KUNT: Dya reckon her fanny looks like Nick Owen?
ROY: Yeah. Just kinda dependable. Little side parting in her pubes. Quite a tidy little rat.
KUNT: Yeah a good solid flange.
OCT 82
#solidflange
April 7, 2025 at 2:34 PM
KUNT: I don't think Anne Diamonds got a particularly noteworthy vagina.
ROY: I reckon it's quite tidy.
KUNT: Dya reckon her fanny looks like Nick Owen?
ROY: Yeah. Just kinda dependable. Little side parting in her pubes. Quite a tidy little rat.
KUNT: Yeah a good solid flange.
OCT 82
#solidflange
ROY: I reckon it's quite tidy.
KUNT: Dya reckon her fanny looks like Nick Owen?
ROY: Yeah. Just kinda dependable. Little side parting in her pubes. Quite a tidy little rat.
KUNT: Yeah a good solid flange.
OCT 82
#solidflange
KUNT: The thing is though, if you've got furry seat covers you know, and you end up accidentally offing a prostitute, then you haven't got to go and find like a rolled up off cut of carpet have you?
ROY: (Laughing) Yeah .... Swings and roundabouts innit.
July 1982
#katg
#metoo
#inthe80s
ROY: (Laughing) Yeah .... Swings and roundabouts innit.
July 1982
#katg
#metoo
#inthe80s
March 29, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Wankety Wank
Talking about Fulton McKay Fraggle Rock's lighthouse keeper
ROY: He was a lonely man wan he?
KUNT: Yeah
ROY: Had a look over each shoulder *whistles*
(Both crease up)
JAN 1984
#fragglerock
#katg
#intheeighties
#podcast.
Talking about Fulton McKay Fraggle Rock's lighthouse keeper
ROY: He was a lonely man wan he?
KUNT: Yeah
ROY: Had a look over each shoulder *whistles*
(Both crease up)
JAN 1984
#fragglerock
#katg
#intheeighties
#podcast.
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Wankety Wank
Talking about Fulton McKay Fraggle Rock's lighthouse keeper
ROY: He was a lonely man wan he?
KUNT: Yeah
ROY: Had a look over each shoulder *whistles*
(Both crease up)
JAN 1984
#fragglerock
#katg
#intheeighties
#podcast.
Talking about Fulton McKay Fraggle Rock's lighthouse keeper
ROY: He was a lonely man wan he?
KUNT: Yeah
ROY: Had a look over each shoulder *whistles*
(Both crease up)
JAN 1984
#fragglerock
#katg
#intheeighties
#podcast.
Pornhub or Pornsnub - Geoff Capes
KUNT: "I don't want all that modern muck." He wants something German don't he?
ROY: Cause he does.
KUNT: Yeah. German.... Hairy.... It might go a bit right wing.
ROY: (Laughter)
NOV 82
#geoffcapes
#pornhuborpornsnub
#intheeighties
#katg
KUNT: "I don't want all that modern muck." He wants something German don't he?
ROY: Cause he does.
KUNT: Yeah. German.... Hairy.... It might go a bit right wing.
ROY: (Laughter)
NOV 82
#geoffcapes
#pornhuborpornsnub
#intheeighties
#katg
February 12, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Pornhub or Pornsnub - Geoff Capes
KUNT: "I don't want all that modern muck." He wants something German don't he?
ROY: Cause he does.
KUNT: Yeah. German.... Hairy.... It might go a bit right wing.
ROY: (Laughter)
NOV 82
#geoffcapes
#pornhuborpornsnub
#intheeighties
#katg
KUNT: "I don't want all that modern muck." He wants something German don't he?
ROY: Cause he does.
KUNT: Yeah. German.... Hairy.... It might go a bit right wing.
ROY: (Laughter)
NOV 82
#geoffcapes
#pornhuborpornsnub
#intheeighties
#katg
Status Quo fan
KUNT: I'm thinking like, stone washed denim, with button up fly. Old Quo t-shirt, a jean jacket with the arms cut off, like my one that had The Christians on the back. And that kinda like shaggy perm and just like a rotten head.
ROY: (hysterical laughter for a very long time)
Nov 82
KUNT: I'm thinking like, stone washed denim, with button up fly. Old Quo t-shirt, a jean jacket with the arms cut off, like my one that had The Christians on the back. And that kinda like shaggy perm and just like a rotten head.
ROY: (hysterical laughter for a very long time)
Nov 82
February 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Status Quo fan
KUNT: I'm thinking like, stone washed denim, with button up fly. Old Quo t-shirt, a jean jacket with the arms cut off, like my one that had The Christians on the back. And that kinda like shaggy perm and just like a rotten head.
ROY: (hysterical laughter for a very long time)
Nov 82
KUNT: I'm thinking like, stone washed denim, with button up fly. Old Quo t-shirt, a jean jacket with the arms cut off, like my one that had The Christians on the back. And that kinda like shaggy perm and just like a rotten head.
ROY: (hysterical laughter for a very long time)
Nov 82
Anita Dobson and Brian May
ROY: She had a fucking big fucking thicket of pubes didn't she Dobson?
KUNT: Corrr, definitely.
ROY: Yeah...
KUNT: Big old growler
DEC 1984
#eastenders
#dobson
#growler
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: She had a fucking big fucking thicket of pubes didn't she Dobson?
KUNT: Corrr, definitely.
ROY: Yeah...
KUNT: Big old growler
DEC 1984
#eastenders
#dobson
#growler
#katg
#intheeighties
February 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Anita Dobson and Brian May
ROY: She had a fucking big fucking thicket of pubes didn't she Dobson?
KUNT: Corrr, definitely.
ROY: Yeah...
KUNT: Big old growler
DEC 1984
#eastenders
#dobson
#growler
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: She had a fucking big fucking thicket of pubes didn't she Dobson?
KUNT: Corrr, definitely.
ROY: Yeah...
KUNT: Big old growler
DEC 1984
#eastenders
#dobson
#growler
#katg
#intheeighties
ROY: See that Quo are in the charts with Going Down Tonight. Cause you are you dirty cunt.
KUNT: Do you think that's a song about licking out some denim clad rotter's beefy mank?
May 1984
#statusquo
#patwickesredmank
#goingdown
#katg
KUNT: Do you think that's a song about licking out some denim clad rotter's beefy mank?
May 1984
#statusquo
#patwickesredmank
#goingdown
#katg
February 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
ROY: See that Quo are in the charts with Going Down Tonight. Cause you are you dirty cunt.
KUNT: Do you think that's a song about licking out some denim clad rotter's beefy mank?
May 1984
#statusquo
#patwickesredmank
#goingdown
#katg
KUNT: Do you think that's a song about licking out some denim clad rotter's beefy mank?
May 1984
#statusquo
#patwickesredmank
#goingdown
#katg
ROY: I liked the Flying Pickets. I thought they looked like bin men
KUNT: They were good blokes. They had good solid principles didn't they?
(Laughter ensues)
May 1984
#katg
#intheeighties
#theflyingpickets
KUNT: They were good blokes. They had good solid principles didn't they?
(Laughter ensues)
May 1984
#katg
#intheeighties
#theflyingpickets
February 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
ROY: I liked the Flying Pickets. I thought they looked like bin men
KUNT: They were good blokes. They had good solid principles didn't they?
(Laughter ensues)
May 1984
#katg
#intheeighties
#theflyingpickets
KUNT: They were good blokes. They had good solid principles didn't they?
(Laughter ensues)
May 1984
#katg
#intheeighties
#theflyingpickets