James Carroll
@jimmythecpap.bsky.social
Hockey goalie dad. Lung doc. Mediocre bassist. Family dogs’ favorite person* (* meal times only.)
Does he get extra credit if he brokers the cease fire multiple times?
October 18, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Does he get extra credit if he brokers the cease fire multiple times?
Eating milkweed in NH.
August 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Eating milkweed in NH.
Might as well give him a couple of Noble Piece (sic) Prizes at the same time.
June 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Might as well give him a couple of Noble Piece (sic) Prizes at the same time.
Soft shell TACO. Suitable for small hands.
June 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Soft shell TACO. Suitable for small hands.
Is this encroaching on 3rd amendment violations? (I don’t think we have violated that one yet.)
June 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Is this encroaching on 3rd amendment violations? (I don’t think we have violated that one yet.)
If masks are outlawed, then only outlaws will wear masks.
June 8, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If masks are outlawed, then only outlaws will wear masks.
I spit up when I got to that part.
May 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I spit up when I got to that part.
Aw man.. now he’s ruined tacos!
May 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Aw man.. now he’s ruined tacos!
Sorry. No billing if there isn’t an ICD-10 code for your diagnosis.
“"Soulless moron" is not a recognized diagnosis: The term "soulless moron" is not a medical term and is not used in the ICD-10 system.”
“"Soulless moron" is not a recognized diagnosis: The term "soulless moron" is not a medical term and is not used in the ICD-10 system.”
May 19, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Sorry. No billing if there isn’t an ICD-10 code for your diagnosis.
“"Soulless moron" is not a recognized diagnosis: The term "soulless moron" is not a medical term and is not used in the ICD-10 system.”
“"Soulless moron" is not a recognized diagnosis: The term "soulless moron" is not a medical term and is not used in the ICD-10 system.”
“I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall off the aircraft carrier. No problem.” - P Hegseth, attributed.
May 11, 2025 at 2:07 PM
“I don’t have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk, I fall off the aircraft carrier. No problem.” - P Hegseth, attributed.
Maybe the raccoons were eating the dogs and cats?
May 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Maybe the raccoons were eating the dogs and cats?
I would not accept any chocolate from that oompa loompa.
May 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
I would not accept any chocolate from that oompa loompa.
40,000 Leagues Under the Sea
May 6, 2025 at 5:38 PM
40,000 Leagues Under the Sea
It’s like golf though, right? The low numbers are better, right?
April 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It’s like golf though, right? The low numbers are better, right?
Thank you. This needed to be said. My minor quibble (and apology) is that some seats seem to auto-recline. Safe travels!
April 12, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Thank you. This needed to be said. My minor quibble (and apology) is that some seats seem to auto-recline. Safe travels!
Wait.. so *fictional* transgenic research is sanctioned? Time to write some fictional R01s.
April 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Wait.. so *fictional* transgenic research is sanctioned? Time to write some fictional R01s.
Or, perhaps, like a casino?
April 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Or, perhaps, like a casino?
No tariff on Uranus?
April 3, 2025 at 6:50 PM
No tariff on Uranus?
I read that as “Ah, the aspirations of the avocado…”
April 2, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I read that as “Ah, the aspirations of the avocado…”
Time to break out the Fat Bat.
April 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Time to break out the Fat Bat.
“I know a lot about women. I too have been treated very badly.”
March 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“I know a lot about women. I too have been treated very badly.”
With all the cameras available I’d think they would have a video of a protestor torching a car.
March 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
With all the cameras available I’d think they would have a video of a protestor torching a car.