jimmy
@jimmyoutsold.bsky.social
jill roberts apologist | philly | 22 he/him
12 year old me trying to act normal in my mom's car like i didn't just receive a "i can't do this anymore... goodbye" text from an online friend that lives across the country
March 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
12 year old me trying to act normal in my mom's car like i didn't just receive a "i can't do this anymore... goodbye" text from an online friend that lives across the country
Enough time has passed
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Enough time has passed
so there’s this best album ever made in the entire history of all albums that have ever been made literally ever
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
so there’s this best album ever made in the entire history of all albums that have ever been made literally ever
Seated for Wicked round 5
December 3, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Seated for Wicked round 5
WHAT THE FUCK Y’ALL HELP I BENT DOWN TO PICK UP A FORK A GUEST DROPPED AND THE BACK OF MY PANTS RIPPED WIDE OPEN RIGHT IN FROMT OF THEM OHMYGOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER PAIR
December 1, 2024 at 7:49 PM
WHAT THE FUCK Y’ALL HELP I BENT DOWN TO PICK UP A FORK A GUEST DROPPED AND THE BACK OF MY PANTS RIPPED WIDE OPEN RIGHT IN FROMT OF THEM OHMYGOD I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I DON’T HAVE ANOTHER PAIR
Seated for Wicked round 4
November 28, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Seated for Wicked round 4
Seated for Wicked round 3
November 26, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Seated for Wicked round 3
it’s literally top 3?????
November 23, 2024 at 7:56 PM
it’s literally top 3?????
was holding phone in one hand and a cup of water in the other, and meant to throw my phone onto my bed and place the cup down on my desk, but instead just THREW THE FULL CUP OF WATER ONTO MY BED???????
November 23, 2024 at 7:37 PM
was holding phone in one hand and a cup of water in the other, and meant to throw my phone onto my bed and place the cup down on my desk, but instead just THREW THE FULL CUP OF WATER ONTO MY BED???????
is this too greedy?
November 22, 2024 at 7:41 PM
is this too greedy?
Rain is literally so freaking awesome
November 22, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Rain is literally so freaking awesome
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
November 21, 2024 at 3:39 PM
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The world is like literally my oyster
November 20, 2024 at 7:05 AM
The world is like literally my oyster
Enough time has passed
November 20, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Enough time has passed
What a night. What a movie. What a song. What a life.
November 20, 2024 at 6:58 AM
What a night. What a movie. What a song. What a life.
ANORA OH MY GOD I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I ATE. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERAL EPIPHANIES. I CAN LITERALLY TASTE MY HEARTBEAT RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I CAN FUCKING FLY YOU GIYS. YOUUUUY GUYSSSSSSS THAT WAS HANDS DOWN RHE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE ACTUSLLY EVER WHAT THE FUCK WHAT A LITERAL FREAKING MASTERPIECE
November 20, 2024 at 6:57 AM
ANORA OH MY GOD I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I ATE. I GOT SHOT. I HAD SEVERAL EPIPHANIES. I CAN LITERALLY TASTE MY HEARTBEAT RIGHT NOW I FEEL LIKE I CAN FUCKING FLY YOU GIYS. YOUUUUY GUYSSSSSSS THAT WAS HANDS DOWN RHE BEST MOVIE EVER MADE ACTUSLLY EVER WHAT THE FUCK WHAT A LITERAL FREAKING MASTERPIECE
ANORA WAS GENUINELY THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING OHMYGOD WOW IM AT A COMPLETE LOSS FOR WORDS. EVERY SINGLE ASPECT WAS PURE PERFECTION. MIKEY MADISON BEST ACTRESS OF OUR GENERATION GIVE HER EVERY AWARD EVER I WAS SO CAPTIVATED
November 20, 2024 at 6:56 AM
ANORA WAS GENUINELY THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE LITERALLY EVER AND I’M NOT EVEN SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING OHMYGOD WOW IM AT A COMPLETE LOSS FOR WORDS. EVERY SINGLE ASPECT WAS PURE PERFECTION. MIKEY MADISON BEST ACTRESS OF OUR GENERATION GIVE HER EVERY AWARD EVER I WAS SO CAPTIVATED
chipotle just doesn’t hit the same anymore without the e. coli
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 PM
chipotle just doesn’t hit the same anymore without the e. coli
got with a guy last year who stopped mid hookup to reveal he was a big fan of my twitter and brought up specific recent tweets he laughed at and i instantly went soft and couldn’t get hard again after that bc i felt so weird and now i’m so embarrassed that his perception of me is that i can’t finish
November 19, 2024 at 6:20 AM
got with a guy last year who stopped mid hookup to reveal he was a big fan of my twitter and brought up specific recent tweets he laughed at and i instantly went soft and couldn’t get hard again after that bc i felt so weird and now i’m so embarrassed that his perception of me is that i can’t finish
when i hooked up with this guy and then found his twitter a few days later and he had a tweet from the morning after that said “this guy on here that y’all think has the funniest online presence is actually so fucking boring irl… didn’t laugh once”
November 19, 2024 at 6:08 AM
when i hooked up with this guy and then found his twitter a few days later and he had a tweet from the morning after that said “this guy on here that y’all think has the funniest online presence is actually so fucking boring irl… didn’t laugh once”
doechii is exactly who she thinks she is
November 18, 2024 at 3:30 AM
doechii is exactly who she thinks she is
me trying to figure out what time hannah montana was coming on when the promo would say "8/7 central"
November 18, 2024 at 3:27 AM
me trying to figure out what time hannah montana was coming on when the promo would say "8/7 central"
table of straight men asking me all these questions about different types of beer and i’m just making up random answers hoping it sounds like i know what i’m talking about
November 17, 2024 at 1:56 AM
table of straight men asking me all these questions about different types of beer and i’m just making up random answers hoping it sounds like i know what i’m talking about
heading to work hungover as hell on 3 hours of sleep
November 16, 2024 at 2:14 PM
heading to work hungover as hell on 3 hours of sleep