Missing when "scrolling" meant sitting beside the candle fire and reading tales from foreign realms

It's crazy how there's a circle in the sky that blinds you if you look at it and we all just said yeah ok that's normal

An important life lesson I've learned is not to try and seem cool around my parents. They watched me running around in Tinkerbell wings at 6 trying to turn my dad into a frog. And they remember.

Clicking on a BuzzFeed quiz and watching it automatically open in the app is how I just realised that being friends with a millennial has irreparably changed my personality

Totally gonna be bragging to my grandkids that I survived the rapture

"Not to be that guy, but..."

*Immediately proceeds to be that guy*

The existence of the Mandela effect leads me to believe that we actually do live in 1984 but the government is keeping it light and doing a little trolling

So did anyone ever figure out what the fox says or is that just a cold case now