🎶the seasons they go round and round🎶
🎶the Barbies' numbers go up and down🎶
🎶we're captive in the Malibu of time🎶
🎶we can't return we can only look behind🎶
🎶and think back when🎶
🎶we drove round and round and round🎶
🎶with a dude named Ken🎶
🎶the Barbies' numbers go up and down🎶
🎶we're captive in the Malibu of time🎶
🎶we can't return we can only look behind🎶
🎶and think back when🎶
🎶we drove round and round and round🎶
🎶with a dude named Ken🎶
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
🎶the seasons they go round and round🎶
🎶the Barbies' numbers go up and down🎶
🎶we're captive in the Malibu of time🎶
🎶we can't return we can only look behind🎶
🎶and think back when🎶
🎶we drove round and round and round🎶
🎶with a dude named Ken🎶
🎶the Barbies' numbers go up and down🎶
🎶we're captive in the Malibu of time🎶
🎶we can't return we can only look behind🎶
🎶and think back when🎶
🎶we drove round and round and round🎶
🎶with a dude named Ken🎶
among the criminals apprehended was a man making lattes who skimped on foam.
November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
among the criminals apprehended was a man making lattes who skimped on foam.
if you REALLY want to embarrass your 3 kids, point to them in public as proof that someone has had sex with you at least twice.
November 16, 2025 at 10:21 AM
if you REALLY want to embarrass your 3 kids, point to them in public as proof that someone has had sex with you at least twice.
come on. it's philip at mastodon.
November 16, 2025 at 10:18 AM
come on. it's philip at mastodon.
my helper OD'd. now i lean heavily on Hamburger Enabler.
November 16, 2025 at 10:14 AM
my helper OD'd. now i lean heavily on Hamburger Enabler.
Birmingham! Aha! That narrows it down.
For extra security I recommend getting a Southern Hemisphere lock. Most burglars don't realize that keys turn in the other direction down there.
For extra security I recommend getting a Southern Hemisphere lock. Most burglars don't realize that keys turn in the other direction down there.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Birmingham! Aha! That narrows it down.
For extra security I recommend getting a Southern Hemisphere lock. Most burglars don't realize that keys turn in the other direction down there.
For extra security I recommend getting a Southern Hemisphere lock. Most burglars don't realize that keys turn in the other direction down there.
"Humans Shouldn't Exist"
Progressive Orca party
Progressive Orca party
November 16, 2025 at 8:00 AM
"Humans Shouldn't Exist"
Progressive Orca party
Progressive Orca party
"Secret Jewish Space Laser" is how she introduced me to her mom.
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"Secret Jewish Space Laser" is how she introduced me to her mom.
if you haven't seen it, i'm glad I posted it. not a whole lot of dialog but a whole lot of feeling.
November 16, 2025 at 7:51 AM
if you haven't seen it, i'm glad I posted it. not a whole lot of dialog but a whole lot of feeling.
(stomach growling) did you bring enough hurt feelings for everyone?
November 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
(stomach growling) did you bring enough hurt feelings for everyone?
I can tell they're my kids because I abandoned them and they were glad.
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I can tell they're my kids because I abandoned them and they were glad.
OR there's no reason to have a trump.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
OR there's no reason to have a trump.
tariffs are paying for the wall on our southern border
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
tariffs are paying for the wall on our southern border
the problem is the Stones hog the blankets.
November 16, 2025 at 6:20 AM
the problem is the Stones hog the blankets.
I heard she was in a group before "Wings"
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I heard she was in a group before "Wings"
🎶Look what the surgeon found in me🎶
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
🎶Look what the surgeon found in me🎶
wishing makes a person hungry
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
wishing makes a person hungry
unless of course they wore...the CRUEL shoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8fu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8fu...
Cruel Shoes (From the Book "Cruel Shoes")
YouTube video by Steve Martin - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
unless of course they wore...the CRUEL shoes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8fu...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8fu...
It ruined my lighter
November 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
It ruined my lighter
there's no cure for a doctor's worry. perhaps next we should try a brain biopsy?
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
there's no cure for a doctor's worry. perhaps next we should try a brain biopsy?
truer words were never said.
November 16, 2025 at 4:08 AM
truer words were never said.