Reposted by Jimmy Kimmel
For those saying he just "got caught up in the moment", well, he could've easily chosen to jerk off a pair of imaginary giraffes like his pal Trump.
Alas, when the moment caught him, the best he could do was pay homage to his roots.
Alas, when the moment caught him, the best he could do was pay homage to his roots.
January 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
For those saying he just "got caught up in the moment", well, he could've easily chosen to jerk off a pair of imaginary giraffes like his pal Trump.
Alas, when the moment caught him, the best he could do was pay homage to his roots.
Alas, when the moment caught him, the best he could do was pay homage to his roots.
Reposted by Jimmy Kimmel
A sampling of his EOs on day 1:
- Withdraw from the Paris climate accord & WHO
- End constitutional birthright citizenship
- Reclassify federal employees, making them easier to fire
- fed policy recognizing only two genders
- pause the TikTok ban
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- Withdraw from the Paris climate accord & WHO
- End constitutional birthright citizenship
- Reclassify federal employees, making them easier to fire
- fed policy recognizing only two genders
- pause the TikTok ban
...
January 21, 2025 at 12:50 PM
A sampling of his EOs on day 1:
- Withdraw from the Paris climate accord & WHO
- End constitutional birthright citizenship
- Reclassify federal employees, making them easier to fire
- fed policy recognizing only two genders
- pause the TikTok ban
...
- Withdraw from the Paris climate accord & WHO
- End constitutional birthright citizenship
- Reclassify federal employees, making them easier to fire
- fed policy recognizing only two genders
- pause the TikTok ban
...