A.I. = Accordion Idiot…👀😂🪗💚

Headline of the day:

“AI is CliffsNotes on crack”

- The Conversation (newsletter)

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The first words outta me mouth when the Horse & Kerrywoman gave me a box at a tender age… 👀😂🪗💚

FFS!!!!! 🚫💣🍊!!!

So let me get this straight: E-lon slams the Felon’s bulbous billionaires' banquet - oops, I mean big beautiful bill???

Faux outrage at its finest… 👀😂🖕🏽

He: Hey Jimmy — whadda youse tink about AI?

Me: You mean Artificial Insemenation, like what is done to livestock??

He: No, no, no — Artificial Intelligence…

Me: Oh, sorry — you mean like Maga, Fox News, Newsmax, One America, Blaze TV, etc….

He: 🖕

Me: 😂

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In the blink of an eye, we’ve gone from being the torchbearer for the world to its arsonist - led by one whose only goal is the art of the steal…😢

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A lot happening at my local gas station - I don’t even want to know if they have an OnlyFans page…👀😂

Bummer!! The best inadvertent double entendre petrol station named, Kum & Go — established in 1959 — is being rebranded by its current Utah owners…

Sad to see it go after many a pit stop (and plenty of laughs) driving in Iowa over the years 😢

Hmmm??

What can you do within 32 seconds?

Name every county in Ireland…

Run two hundred meters…

Read all 1.2 million words of “In Search of Lost Time”…

But as blatantly proven on national TV yesterday - those wacky Bears cannot call a time out with 32 seconds left… 👀 😂 ffs….

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Let’s try this again…
Be well folks - we are all in this together! 💚