Jimmy
@jimmydirtwater.bsky.social
moi name's jimmy dir'woh'er an' oi werk in na muckery n' oi likes dragins n wizzerds
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Jimmy
@jimmydirtwater.bsky.social
· Jan 28
HOIII brobbies woh’ a day oive ‘ad oi tell ya boy oh boy ya wouldnt beleeeev it but let’s jus’ say oi foun Memmers special ‘lixer an oi ‘ad a few drops ta see what’s da fuss an what’sa harm anyway whas the big deal and it didn taste loik much ta me but Memmers found out somehow an boy is she cross
September 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
HOIII brobbies woh’ a day oive ‘ad oi tell ya boy oh boy ya wouldnt beleeeev it but let’s jus’ say oi foun Memmers special ‘lixer an oi ‘ad a few drops ta see what’s da fuss an what’sa harm anyway whas the big deal and it didn taste loik much ta me but Memmers found out somehow an boy is she cross
‘Ave oi gone n doid? 🪦
Oi fink oi must’ve ett somefing bad… 😵💫
Oi jus saw an AINJOH!! 👼
Ee wuz roight eere inna streets…
A boy made of pure woit loight… And iz GIANT magicoh cree-cha!!!
Such a beau’ifow soight it wuz… Ee looked roight at me!!
Oi fink oim a blessed boy t’day eh??? 💫
Oi fink oi must’ve ett somefing bad… 😵💫
Oi jus saw an AINJOH!! 👼
Ee wuz roight eere inna streets…
A boy made of pure woit loight… And iz GIANT magicoh cree-cha!!!
Such a beau’ifow soight it wuz… Ee looked roight at me!!
Oi fink oim a blessed boy t’day eh??? 💫
June 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
‘Ave oi gone n doid? 🪦
Oi fink oi must’ve ett somefing bad… 😵💫
Oi jus saw an AINJOH!! 👼
Ee wuz roight eere inna streets…
A boy made of pure woit loight… And iz GIANT magicoh cree-cha!!!
Such a beau’ifow soight it wuz… Ee looked roight at me!!
Oi fink oim a blessed boy t’day eh??? 💫
Oi fink oi must’ve ett somefing bad… 😵💫
Oi jus saw an AINJOH!! 👼
Ee wuz roight eere inna streets…
A boy made of pure woit loight… And iz GIANT magicoh cree-cha!!!
Such a beau’ifow soight it wuz… Ee looked roight at me!!
Oi fink oim a blessed boy t’day eh??? 💫
Oi waz finkin jus’ee uv’a day how we aint ‘ad a faire round eer in AGES… an nen todaiy missr chuffy tehws me it’s comin!! Oi can’t wait’a ‘ave a good look at nem greedy li’oh MONKIES ayy??
May 28, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Oi waz finkin jus’ee uv’a day how we aint ‘ad a faire round eer in AGES… an nen todaiy missr chuffy tehws me it’s comin!! Oi can’t wait’a ‘ave a good look at nem greedy li’oh MONKIES ayy??
Wen u fink abou't, wen u rilly fink abou' tit, dem canal snaiks- da serpen tings - deh wuz pwe'y hewpfoh, roight? Oi men deh koinda jus swum aroun'n dem noice cenels? Den deh wuz pwe'y helpfoh wit de muck felds!
Makes u fink whut powuhs det be wuz finkin - gettin rid o' deez whi'oh fwens?!
Makes u fink whut powuhs det be wuz finkin - gettin rid o' deez whi'oh fwens?!
May 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Wen u fink abou't, wen u rilly fink abou' tit, dem canal snaiks- da serpen tings - deh wuz pwe'y hewpfoh, roight? Oi men deh koinda jus swum aroun'n dem noice cenels? Den deh wuz pwe'y helpfoh wit de muck felds!
Makes u fink whut powuhs det be wuz finkin - gettin rid o' deez whi'oh fwens?!
Makes u fink whut powuhs det be wuz finkin - gettin rid o' deez whi'oh fwens?!
Oi woke up iss’mornin and popped on outsoid an wha did oi see? A WUROWD COVERED INNA RICHEST MOST BEAU’IFOW GRADE A MUCK YOU EVER SAW 🤩🤩🤩
Jimmy’s SORTED
Jimmy’s SORTED
April 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Oi woke up iss’mornin and popped on outsoid an wha did oi see? A WUROWD COVERED INNA RICHEST MOST BEAU’IFOW GRADE A MUCK YOU EVER SAW 🤩🤩🤩
Jimmy’s SORTED
Jimmy’s SORTED
Oi whassis now eh ?? It’s rainin redd sticky woh’er?? Hope this don’ ruin ‘na muck!!!!
April 27, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Oi whassis now eh ?? It’s rainin redd sticky woh’er?? Hope this don’ ruin ‘na muck!!!!
Woh’er woh’er everywere! Memmers sez she aint never seen nuffin loik ‘iss in oll er daiz…
April 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Woh’er woh’er everywere! Memmers sez she aint never seen nuffin loik ‘iss in oll er daiz…
A weel shaim thet some dumdum drop'd thet potateh cuz dang on pentry day thets jus askin foh a hex! N yep sure enuf we got more n more wa-uh floodin da muck felds! N them big dum wa-uh snaiks gon n et a buncha villagehs!
April 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
A weel shaim thet some dumdum drop'd thet potateh cuz dang on pentry day thets jus askin foh a hex! N yep sure enuf we got more n more wa-uh floodin da muck felds! N them big dum wa-uh snaiks gon n et a buncha villagehs!
Memmers said “throw out da poi Jimmy blah-di-blah” buh oi couldn’ bring moiself ta do it an’nen todaiy oi foind that some creecha goh into it 😳
April 15, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Memmers said “throw out da poi Jimmy blah-di-blah” buh oi couldn’ bring moiself ta do it an’nen todaiy oi foind that some creecha goh into it 😳
Misser Chuffy done closed up ‘is shop ee did! Ee says ee ain’t willina bake all ‘ose tasty treats lest nem woh’er snaykes is gone ow’ah town!
Forgeh ‘im oi guess it’s hoi toim ol Jimmy makes ‘is own wih’oh tasty treats innit!
Forgeh ‘im oi guess it’s hoi toim ol Jimmy makes ‘is own wih’oh tasty treats innit!
April 10, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Misser Chuffy done closed up ‘is shop ee did! Ee says ee ain’t willina bake all ‘ose tasty treats lest nem woh’er snaykes is gone ow’ah town!
Forgeh ‘im oi guess it’s hoi toim ol Jimmy makes ‘is own wih’oh tasty treats innit!
Forgeh ‘im oi guess it’s hoi toim ol Jimmy makes ‘is own wih’oh tasty treats innit!
Dis ‘ere canaow mud is unbeleevabow 😯
Memmers sez if we play dis roight we’ll ‘ave it made! 😲
Memmers sez if we play dis roight we’ll ‘ave it made! 😲
March 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Dis ‘ere canaow mud is unbeleevabow 😯
Memmers sez if we play dis roight we’ll ‘ave it made! 😲
Memmers sez if we play dis roight we’ll ‘ave it made! 😲
oi wuz runnin ‘ome af’er payin a li’l visi’h a’ misser chuffy an ok maybe oi foinally ‘ad enaff ov ‘is stingy waiyz an oi maybe ‘elped moiself ‘a fewa nem wundafow fings eez olways showin off inna window ov ‘is shop an maybe oi wuz runnin real fahst n didn’ even noh’iss da youmungis ditch
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March 16, 2025 at 9:26 AM
oi wuz runnin ‘ome af’er payin a li’l visi’h a’ misser chuffy an ok maybe oi foinally ‘ad enaff ov ‘is stingy waiyz an oi maybe ‘elped moiself ‘a fewa nem wundafow fings eez olways showin off inna window ov ‘is shop an maybe oi wuz runnin real fahst n didn’ even noh’iss da youmungis ditch
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woiys ‘iss ‘ere berry poi si’in on’iss ‘ere windowsiow? aint nobody ere’ll moind iffn jimmy ‘as a wi’oh scrap ‘eh? jussa wi’oh toiny weeny taste hmm?
March 1, 2025 at 5:33 AM
woiys ‘iss ‘ere berry poi si’in on’iss ‘ere windowsiow? aint nobody ere’ll moind iffn jimmy ‘as a wi’oh scrap ‘eh? jussa wi’oh toiny weeny taste hmm?
woi aint tha’ ol missr chuffy nawh wance ever gave maey, jimmy dir’woh’er, a lil koindness? nawh even wance? oi ain’ seen a licka bread ow’a vat man in all these years even though! eeeeven though! each daiy oi gives ‘im the biggest smoile yuv ev’r seen 😃 jus loik ‘at 😃
February 26, 2025 at 9:12 AM
woi aint tha’ ol missr chuffy nawh wance ever gave maey, jimmy dir’woh’er, a lil koindness? nawh even wance? oi ain’ seen a licka bread ow’a vat man in all these years even though! eeeeven though! each daiy oi gives ‘im the biggest smoile yuv ev’r seen 😃 jus loik ‘at 😃
oi ran downa creek ‘a fetch some woh’uh for memmers’ special tea an there they wuz — ‘undreds n ‘undreds of big ol werms diggin a ditch!!! I aint never seen nuffin loik i’h n oi sez ta nem nasty ol werms oi sez iss ere aint your dir’ for diggin iss ere dir’ belongs ta memmers an the ol toggy it does
February 17, 2025 at 8:11 AM
oi ran downa creek ‘a fetch some woh’uh for memmers’ special tea an there they wuz — ‘undreds n ‘undreds of big ol werms diggin a ditch!!! I aint never seen nuffin loik i’h n oi sez ta nem nasty ol werms oi sez iss ere aint your dir’ for diggin iss ere dir’ belongs ta memmers an the ol toggy it does
oi aint seena singow bleedin scrapa grub in doiays an oi tellya whoah oi’d even ee’a big ol spoona memmers liver oils if she ‘adnt’a used em all on’nee ol dog’s mangey oiyde !!
February 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
oi aint seena singow bleedin scrapa grub in doiays an oi tellya whoah oi’d even ee’a big ol spoona memmers liver oils if she ‘adnt’a used em all on’nee ol dog’s mangey oiyde !!
oi canh b-leeve the daiye we're 'aving ere in ne mud!!
you'cd spend an 'ole loiftoime an' not see muck as swee'as 'iss 'ere is todaiy🥲
you'cd spend an 'ole loiftoime an' not see muck as swee'as 'iss 'ere is todaiy🥲
January 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
oi canh b-leeve the daiye we're 'aving ere in ne mud!!
you'cd spend an 'ole loiftoime an' not see muck as swee'as 'iss 'ere is todaiy🥲
you'cd spend an 'ole loiftoime an' not see muck as swee'as 'iss 'ere is todaiy🥲
oh boi, I seen so many wizzers n wizzeressess n one room! N there wuz bugs n a pre'yy girl who's cover'd n dirt kinda like i am cover'd n muck! boi she lovd dem bugs yesser but they went skeetering n one of em got squisher'd!
me memmers seys i make up stories n i gotta get back to work n da muck
me memmers seys i make up stories n i gotta get back to work n da muck
January 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
oh boi, I seen so many wizzers n wizzeressess n one room! N there wuz bugs n a pre'yy girl who's cover'd n dirt kinda like i am cover'd n muck! boi she lovd dem bugs yesser but they went skeetering n one of em got squisher'd!
me memmers seys i make up stories n i gotta get back to work n da muck
me memmers seys i make up stories n i gotta get back to work n da muck
oi fot oi seen a wizzer! but it wuz jus a man er maybe he wuz sum bugs an he goes jus runnin down da road! oi tol me memmers he hez a blue doggie but she tol me nah but yea I sez that dog wuz blue!
January 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
oi fot oi seen a wizzer! but it wuz jus a man er maybe he wuz sum bugs an he goes jus runnin down da road! oi tol me memmers he hez a blue doggie but she tol me nah but yea I sez that dog wuz blue!
i wuz finkin t'day about how me memmers use t' make stew jus FULL o' MEAT. wish i had me sum o' that stew!
January 16, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i wuz finkin t'day about how me memmers use t' make stew jus FULL o' MEAT. wish i had me sum o' that stew!
i seen missr chuffy teday, an e smelt jus like dem tarts n breds he bakes n es baker'y n then me noggin jus wen zingers! cus i aint hed nothin save muck n them juicy lil crawlies t' munch on fer days!
January 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
i seen missr chuffy teday, an e smelt jus like dem tarts n breds he bakes n es baker'y n then me noggin jus wen zingers! cus i aint hed nothin save muck n them juicy lil crawlies t' munch on fer days!
i been stayin ow’a trubble like memmers sez but I was runnin thru the woods lookin fer a berry r two an i ran into a right scary black cloak man tallest man i ever seen and i ran right into em i did and when i did he SMASHED apart like and then there was loads of bugs runnin around dont tell memmers
January 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
i been stayin ow’a trubble like memmers sez but I was runnin thru the woods lookin fer a berry r two an i ran into a right scary black cloak man tallest man i ever seen and i ran right into em i did and when i did he SMASHED apart like and then there was loads of bugs runnin around dont tell memmers
oi aint hadda fing to eat tday but good tree willin oil see tomorrow!
January 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
oi aint hadda fing to eat tday but good tree willin oil see tomorrow!
mud's right cold today gots moi fingers inna real state
January 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
mud's right cold today gots moi fingers inna real state