Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader
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jimmydeltaone.bsky.social
Nth Earl of Inverness; seasonal tortilla chip; AI futures trader
@jimmydeltaone.bsky.social
Tech whisperer/food eater+cooker/sometimes-photojournalist/writer. Pissed off housing/homeless-people advocate. I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract.

Karma karma karma karma karma comedian. I come and go.
yeah the obsession with war is just fuckin great
November 11, 2025 at 6:17 AM
thanks mondonny
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
FUCK ICE

and thank god for good people - in this case, people who found an abandoned dog

also FUCK LANDLORDS

their landlord won't let them keep it (but the roommate is moving to a new space so CAN keep it after a transition period)
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
you may feel good knowing that you know what the labels mean to you but try them in a campaign for school board and see how that goes with the electorate. they'll translate the ivory tower words to marxist socialist with a side of red chinese before you can say “ask reddit”

speaking of which… 😂
November 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
woke libs transed my ponder
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
the saddest ad on the "free stuff" group today
November 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
aand here they come
November 7, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Technically, this seems like a bad idea... but what made it safe was that it was in a foreign language, so the bad guys should no have been able to guess it so easily.
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Oh jesus christ etc
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
How to tell it's a bot _ two screen shots 20 seconds apart
November 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
And then
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
what a little bitch he is
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Today I saw the church in the song “Alice’s Restaurant” (by Arlo Guthrie) for 1st time. Arlo turned it into the Guthrie Center and there’s a quote by his dad Woody on the window. Flying home, I played Counting Crows for 1st time in 10? years & discovered they recorded This Land is Your Land. Wild.
November 4, 2025 at 7:08 AM
in our post-literate, automobile- centric society, kids are being taught to drive before they can read or write
October 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
also fuck waymo
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
what is going on at USPS?

This package went from Long Beach, CA -> Houston, TX -> Los Angeles, CA -> St Paul, MN -> Aurora, CO -> 4 USPS locations in San Francisco before delivery
October 30, 2025 at 2:39 PM
When you're trying to cast a spell but only have 1 bar because there are so many people around with phones.
October 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
found the hotel room where they installed the switch that would save the planet if flipped on but thinking fuck it why should i be responsible for that
October 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
you guys

i know it’s overdone this time of year but hear me out

PUMPKIN SPICE PIE

it’s a pie BUT with pumpkin spice flavor. like the traditional candles, cheerios, and seasonal coffee… but as a pie.
October 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
October 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
October 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
someone is lying and it’s not me
October 19, 2025 at 2:58 AM
walgreens just now. even with the bullshit 50 cent bag fee it cost less to buy 3 items than the one thing i need to pick up for a friend so i’m basically getting free toothbrushes with my friend’s item for less than the cost of their item alone.
October 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
it’s essential to play games back at them.

my minimum savings at safeway are 46% off retail every time but occasionally they tease a discount to try something like online ordering and you can do this (actual receipt from 3 weeks ago - personal record high)

ordered all canned/packaged stuff
October 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
the shithead owner of this BIKE SHOP fought hard against a much needed BIKE LANE in front of his BIKE SHOP where they sell/fix BIKES and BIKE ACCESSORIES because fancy customers couldn’t PARK CARS right in front. now the bastard‘s hyping parking around back that was there all along. fuckin liar.
October 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM