jimmycontour.bsky.social
@jimmycontour.bsky.social
Mostly here just entertaining myself
Just blasted all over my face.

I was doing dishes, you perv.
November 8, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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September 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Evenin’, fellas
August 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Obedience is Pleasure
February 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Wait, do I wanna meet a guy I’d be okay saying “yes sir” to on a regular basis?

Huh…
July 29, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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July 23, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Could go to bed.

Or…

I could keep refreshing timelines looking for more porn to fry my brain or whatever.

Decisions decisions…
July 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Never really considered it before, but yeah, I think it does

To an extent
July 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Starting to think I need to either give up the porn or become the porn.

And no one wants to see that.
July 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Went for a hike. Got home. Stripped off my sweaty clothes with every intention of showering right away.

Been standing here scrolling for the last 10 minutes.
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Planned on sleeping hours ago. And yet, I’m still scrolling through apps and feeds.

Should probably put the phone down.

And the dick.
July 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
All this thinking my job wants me to do all the time is really exhausting.

Someone else do the thinky stuff for me for a bit…
June 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I don’t know why I don’t get off more often. Going 20+ days between is really frustrating.
May 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Work. Walk. Whack.

Wednesday.
May 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Has it really been like 3 weeks? Damn, should probably uh… 💦
April 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Is it a 🌽 night?
April 19, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Porn has really been doing a number on my brain lately
March 29, 2025 at 1:33 AM
How do I get out of horny mode and back into work mode?
March 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I gotta stop wasting so much time scrolling through these apps
March 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Come on, boys. I know you're there.


That’s what I’ve become 🙇‍♂️
February 21, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The neverending debate:

Be horny tonight or just go to bed.

🤔
February 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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January 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I should jerk off more often
December 31, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Really gotta fill up my Following list on here. Don’t log in for a week and I’m caught up in 20 minutes….

Suggestions?
December 17, 2024 at 2:36 AM