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Jimmy Cigarillos
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Enjoy the ride.

I rant randomly.
I don’t really mind the switch to all Christmas music, except so many of the pop Christmas songs from the 70s and 80s are played out, and quite honestly, suck.
November 28, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Just remember if you’re too busy working maybe you won’t notice you’re poor and hungry.
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Did JD Vance hire bad joke Jamal to write his speeches?
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Strawberry Shortcake got into the edibles too early.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Now coming up on the parade “Earth, wind, fire, climate change, and existential dread”
November 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
How old am I you ask?

I am watching players that I grew up with doing Medicare commercials years old
November 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
GUYS!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Just remember that someone’s homophobic boomer dad is sending a dick pic to some account run by a dude in Malaysia.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
America(n billionaires) first.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Stop making and/or sharing AI tribute videos of people who died. It’s fucking gross, and not the tribute you think it is.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
They’re going to be visited by 3 spirits in the middle of the night.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Trump is no different than a firefighter arsonist who sets things on fire and then tries to save the day.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
This team is poorly coached, and often lucky. Cannot coach from behind and cannot adapt. This team and the 23 team might be the worst coached teams in my viewing life, which includes the Kotite years. Astonishing this man was a phantom call away from having two SB wins. Birds win despite him.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Losing to a division rival on the road can be excusable, but blowing a 21-0 lead with the lack of discipline and mental mistakes? Need answers
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Are the Eagles only capable of functioning under Sirianni in even years?
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
HOW IS THAT NOT OFFENSIVE PI.
November 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Dak dakked.
November 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ah fuck it’s the Particle 6-in-1 douche.
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Haven’t seen that since the Legion of Doom days.
November 23, 2025 at 12:40 AM
The Lexus Holiday commercials are the most insufferable creations on gods green earth.
November 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Right now, the worst person you know is pausing a movie to point out that you can tell it’s obviously a stunt double. Fuck that guy.
November 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I wish that he would drop dead already. Fingers crossed in completely humiliating fashion.
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Local idiot votes for man convicted multiple times of fraud because “he tells it like it is”
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I’m tired of these sovereign citizen, toll evading, I’m too good to register my vehicle cocksuckers. Get the fuck off my interstate, you fuck stick.
November 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is what happens when you hire your lawyers off of Temu.
Breaking on MS NOW:

The full grand jury never reviewed the indictment it handed up against Comey.

Prosecutors said, instead of presenting a new indictment after the grand jury declined to approve one of the counts, Halligan simply brought an altered version for the grand jury's foreperson to sign.
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM