James Rogers
@jimmyboy53.bsky.social
Proud husband and father. Lifelong (seemingly) Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Blue Jays and Minnesota Vikings fan. I wish I had better news for you.
What a stupid, stupid take.
December 4, 2025 at 1:28 PM
What a stupid, stupid take.
WTF are you saying? You must be all excited.
October 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
WTF are you saying? You must be all excited.
Does it have to be that everybody—everybody!—in that party is a fucking idiot?
October 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Does it have to be that everybody—everybody!—in that party is a fucking idiot?
We’ll make a determination on that once a determination has been determined.
October 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We’ll make a determination on that once a determination has been determined.
“So much bias in the system.” Unlike now.
September 28, 2025 at 4:20 PM
“So much bias in the system.” Unlike now.
Fuck, I need a Tylenol.
September 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Fuck, I need a Tylenol.
We each grieve and process milestone life moments in our own way. For example, some of us celebrate the birth of a son by sleeping with a porn star.
September 14, 2025 at 2:03 PM
We each grieve and process milestone life moments in our own way. For example, some of us celebrate the birth of a son by sleeping with a porn star.
I swear to Christ if this daft prick were commenting on 9/11 he’d be smiling, maybe even giggling.
September 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I swear to Christ if this daft prick were commenting on 9/11 he’d be smiling, maybe even giggling.
In Rock, Paper, Scissors, rock wins everything. Same vibe.
August 27, 2025 at 5:44 PM
In Rock, Paper, Scissors, rock wins everything. Same vibe.
I think there’s a village somewhere missing a pretty good idiot.
August 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I think there’s a village somewhere missing a pretty good idiot.
It’s not only dangerous, it’s dadgum dangerous, which has some triple-dog-dare-you vibes.
August 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It’s not only dangerous, it’s dadgum dangerous, which has some triple-dog-dare-you vibes.
Why Trump Hasn’t Been Able to Develop Time Travel. Makes as much fucking sense.
July 30, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Why Trump Hasn’t Been Able to Develop Time Travel. Makes as much fucking sense.
Hundreds of countries?
April 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Hundreds of countries?
THAT is not the way to tenure.
April 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
THAT is not the way to tenure.
King of kings and lord of all nations! That is one bold statement.
April 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM
King of kings and lord of all nations! That is one bold statement.
This guy fucks up everything he touches. Everything.
April 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
This guy fucks up everything he touches. Everything.
Each night, after he says his prayers and before he goes to sleep, J.D. Vance asks himself, “What have I done for Greenland today?”
March 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Each night, after he says his prayers and before he goes to sleep, J.D. Vance asks himself, “What have I done for Greenland today?”
We love you, America, but you’re not serious people. 🇨🇦
March 28, 2025 at 3:44 PM
We love you, America, but you’re not serious people. 🇨🇦
I mean, your Lord is definitely overrated.
March 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I mean, your Lord is definitely overrated.
“Duke appreciates artistic expression and creative storytelling.” 😂😂😂
March 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
“Duke appreciates artistic expression and creative storytelling.” 😂😂😂
“We’re not making this up,” says one of the persons totally making this up.
March 23, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“We’re not making this up,” says one of the persons totally making this up.
“But they brought ‘em back.” 😂😂😂
March 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“But they brought ‘em back.” 😂😂😂