Thank you. It’s a good one, I share it with RuPaul, Danny DeVito, Martin Scorsese, Jonathan Ross and the ex Man Utd player Nani.
Alas, no mind evaporator gift this year!

It’s fun! Stir, whip stir! It’s also my birthday today so I love Life Day a bit extra!

This is a massive problem, because aggro centrists are most of parliament and the press, and they aren’t ever going to admit that it’s them who have disastrously fucked it, and they certainly are not going to fire each other or themselves.

Yessss. Check out Laura Mvula’s Pink Noise album and and track call Cruise Control by Casisdead for some great British examples of modern but 80s sounding production.

Get it on a coaster.

Pru! Clip your twat son round the ear.

Yes mate!

Sames

Obviously this scenario means the country goes into an even steeper nosedive than it’s currently in but why should you - incredibly smart, obviously superior, entitled to rule - have to worry about that, when the most important things are your careers, status and clout?