Dr. Pirate Ninja, MD, etc
@jimmybayne.bsky.social
comedy runt, co-host on Blunts Upon A Time
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When people post screenshots with notifications on them, I try to
I'm dumb
I'm dumb
September 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
When people post screenshots with notifications on them, I try to
I'm dumb
I'm dumb
Boy, if people are mad about the reaction from Charlie Kirk, wait until it actually happens. #CharlieKirk #TedCruzisaFARTBONGER
September 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Boy, if people are mad about the reaction from Charlie Kirk, wait until it actually happens. #CharlieKirk #TedCruzisaFARTBONGER
Fantastic 4 should have been an origin story for Galactus. The mid credit scene could have shown Sue revealing her pregnancy.
July 31, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Fantastic 4 should have been an origin story for Galactus. The mid credit scene could have shown Sue revealing her pregnancy.
Keith Richards gets stronger
Ozzy Osbourne, the singular metal legend whose Black Sabbath virtually invented heavy metal and in later years became a reality TV pioneer, has died at the age of 76.
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July 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Keith Richards gets stronger
Drug tests should tell you which drugs get you the highest.
July 9, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Drug tests should tell you which drugs get you the highest.
Just because I ALWAYS fuck up, doesn't mean I AM a fuck up
May 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Just because I ALWAYS fuck up, doesn't mean I AM a fuck up
I like how humans started by trying to survive and then eventually made a trombone
May 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I like how humans started by trying to survive and then eventually made a trombone
Pizzaballa was robbed
May 8, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Pizzaballa was robbed
Wow, the more I hear about that Donald Trump guy the more I do not like that guy.
April 19, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Wow, the more I hear about that Donald Trump guy the more I do not like that guy.
It's not even April and my beach blobby is already ready
March 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's not even April and my beach blobby is already ready
No pressure. But. You know. Farts.
February 14, 2025 at 7:28 AM
No pressure. But. You know. Farts.
Hey, you're really funny. Was your childhood, like, super adjusted and normal?
January 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hey, you're really funny. Was your childhood, like, super adjusted and normal?
I don't want an open casket because my friends would probably draw a dick on my face
January 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don't want an open casket because my friends would probably draw a dick on my face
You need 1760 fruit by the foot packs to eat fruit by the mile.
January 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You need 1760 fruit by the foot packs to eat fruit by the mile.
@mcchris.bsky.social hey, mc, we follow each other on the twit app because I tell jokes. I'll see you next time you're in Grand Rapids.
January 8, 2025 at 5:22 AM
@mcchris.bsky.social hey, mc, we follow each other on the twit app because I tell jokes. I'll see you next time you're in Grand Rapids.
I let down my hair today. I forgot to pick up my merkin from soccer practice.
January 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I let down my hair today. I forgot to pick up my merkin from soccer practice.
Well it doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some Korn for ENnnuOGT GRRrRRADT DAT
And I've brought some Korn for ENnnuOGT GRRrRRADT DAT
January 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Well it doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've brought some Korn for ENnnuOGT GRRrRRADT DAT
And I've brought some Korn for ENnnuOGT GRRrRRADT DAT
It smells like weed in here
January 5, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It smells like weed in here
Did Georgia O'Keeffe have mirrored floors at home?
January 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Did Georgia O'Keeffe have mirrored floors at home?
I'm pretty sure some of those kids that went on Scared Straight ended up being gay
December 27, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I'm pretty sure some of those kids that went on Scared Straight ended up being gay