The Design Guy
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Design Thinker. Educator. Mentor. Storyteller. Curator of common sense. Don’t be weird - that’s my job.
Member-at-Large of the New Resistance. 🆁🅴🆂🅸🆂🆃. 💙💙💙🇺🇸
𝔐𝔶 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔱.
Member-at-Large of the New Resistance. 🆁🅴🆂🅸🆂🆃. 💙💙💙🇺🇸
𝔐𝔶 𝔬𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔞𝔭𝔲𝔩𝔱 𝔦𝔰 𝔞 𝔱𝔯𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔱.
My MIL just called the East Wing reconstruction the “Alcatraz Ballroom” because he’s going to fill it with his criminal cronies.
a white house with an american flag on top
ALT: a white house with an american flag on top
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My MIL just called the East Wing reconstruction the “Alcatraz Ballroom” because he’s going to fill it with his criminal cronies.
You know damned well he’ll go to bed tonight wearing it.
December 6, 2025 at 3:13 AM
You know damned well he’ll go to bed tonight wearing it.
I propose that the besotted trash panda be designated the Commonwealth of Virginia's state mammal and the state motto be changed to Ita Semper Ad Liquorem.
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I propose that the besotted trash panda be designated the Commonwealth of Virginia's state mammal and the state motto be changed to Ita Semper Ad Liquorem.
I sometimes wonder what life would be like in the U.S. had Ronald Reagan not repealed the Mental Health Systems Act of 1980.
December 5, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I sometimes wonder what life would be like in the U.S. had Ronald Reagan not repealed the Mental Health Systems Act of 1980.
Hegseth will resign with a full pardon.
December 4, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hegseth will resign with a full pardon.
Reposted by The Design Guy
Just In: Pete Hegseth seeks to distance himself from himself.
December 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just In: Pete Hegseth seeks to distance himself from himself.
Reposted by The Design Guy
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Advice from the Rutabaga Mash Prep King (me): Chop that puppy up by whacking a steel cleaver through it with a rubber mallet.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Advice from the Rutabaga Mash Prep King (me): Chop that puppy up by whacking a steel cleaver through it with a rubber mallet.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
At first blush, AI seems to be nothing but horrible chatbots, shitty search results, and truly bizarre images. But I do admit I like some of the cat videos.
a cat is standing on its hind legs on a table next to a toilet paper roll .
ALT: a cat is standing on its hind legs on a table next to a toilet paper roll .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
At first blush, AI seems to be nothing but horrible chatbots, shitty search results, and truly bizarre images. But I do admit I like some of the cat videos.
I'm so glad I went back to college to get my MFA so I could teach PROFESSIONAL DESIGN PRACTICES to undergrad and grad design students.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying you think you 're dealing with an amateur
ALT: an older woman is sitting in a chair and saying you think you 're dealing with an amateur
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm so glad I went back to college to get my MFA so I could teach PROFESSIONAL DESIGN PRACTICES to undergrad and grad design students.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
So fucking unprofessional of me.
What, and I mean this sincerely, the holy fuck is this shit?
November 20, 2025 at 7:44 PM
What, and I mean this sincerely, the holy fuck is this shit?
So, where are the files?
a black and white photo of a little boy sitting at a desk with the words `` still waiting '' written above him .
ALT: a black and white photo of a little boy sitting at a desk with the words `` still waiting '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
So, where are the files?
You are here.
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "I was called a traitor by a man that I fought for 6 years for. I gave him my loyalty for free. I've never owed him anything. Let me tell you what a traitor is -- a traitor is an American that serves foreign countries."
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You are here.
As Benjamin Franklin said, “A small leak will sink a great ship.”
Time to leak some files…
Time to leak some files…
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
As Benjamin Franklin said, “A small leak will sink a great ship.”
Time to leak some files…
Time to leak some files…
Pedos gotta distract.
November 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Pedos gotta distract.
You're damned right they've got a situation.
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You're damned right they've got a situation.
Please welcome Arizona into the Union.
Adelita Grijalva is FINALLY sworn in and is now officially a member of Congress
November 12, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Please welcome Arizona into the Union.
The new Russian robot, modeled after Boris Yeltsin.
November 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
The new Russian robot, modeled after Boris Yeltsin.
We the People: "Listen to us! 7 million of us marched against the regime. We just handed you a Blue Wave. No end to the shutdown until ACA, SNAP, and everything else is covered."
Democrats: "Did somebody say something?"
Democrats: "Did somebody say something?"
November 11, 2025 at 8:32 PM
We the People: "Listen to us! 7 million of us marched against the regime. We just handed you a Blue Wave. No end to the shutdown until ACA, SNAP, and everything else is covered."
Democrats: "Did somebody say something?"
Democrats: "Did somebody say something?"
He’s right.
In addressing whether removing Senator Schumer as leader should be an issue in Democratic primaries, Senator Sanders broadens the focus: "We need to take on the Democratic establishment all over this country."
November 11, 2025 at 3:03 AM
He’s right.
Don’t count your chickens before they
release the Epstein files.
release the Epstein files.
a bunch of chickens are behind a chain link fence with the words count me in written on it .
ALT: a bunch of chickens are behind a chain link fence with the words count me in written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Don’t count your chickens before they
release the Epstein files.
release the Epstein files.
If the Dems are playing 5D chess and are capitulating now so Adelita Grijalva can be sworn in so that the Epstein files are released showing that Trump is up to his bald head in vile pedo behavior so he can be ousted in some manner, well then, okay. Maybe.
November 10, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If the Dems are playing 5D chess and are capitulating now so Adelita Grijalva can be sworn in so that the Epstein files are released showing that Trump is up to his bald head in vile pedo behavior so he can be ousted in some manner, well then, okay. Maybe.
The people spoke, but the leadership is tone deaf.
November 10, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The people spoke, but the leadership is tone deaf.
.
Actions speak louder than words
.
so go ahead and release the Epstein files.
Actions speak louder than words
.
so go ahead and release the Epstein files.
November 9, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Actions speak louder than words
.
so go ahead and release the Epstein files.
Actions speak louder than words
.
so go ahead and release the Epstein files.