Hank Tough
@jimmy-basket.bsky.social
Every day is another wonderful secret
Boy are YOU in the right timeline
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Boy are YOU in the right timeline
Put TETOE next to TACO
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Put TETOE next to TACO
Why can’t WE have nice things?
November 22, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Why can’t WE have nice things?
She could teach Baghdad Bob a thing or two
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
She could teach Baghdad Bob a thing or two
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving individual
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving individual
I hope they’re being careful not to suck out too much from the sun and make it burn out sooner
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I hope they’re being careful not to suck out too much from the sun and make it burn out sooner
The only way to make it last is to transfer it from the outside to the inside
November 20, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The only way to make it last is to transfer it from the outside to the inside
Some people can’t believe situations they haven’t experienced are real.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Some people can’t believe situations they haven’t experienced are real.
Scientific studies have since verified this assertion. It turns out that groove really is in the heart
November 20, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Scientific studies have since verified this assertion. It turns out that groove really is in the heart
Maybe solicit a corporate sponsor
November 19, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Maybe solicit a corporate sponsor
The calculation changes based on context. They’re adults when they want to fuck them but not when it comes to giving them control over their own lives
November 19, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The calculation changes based on context. They’re adults when they want to fuck them but not when it comes to giving them control over their own lives
Found pennies have been a significant source of luck for average people for centuries. We are not prepared for what the loss of this luck will do to our society.
November 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Found pennies have been a significant source of luck for average people for centuries. We are not prepared for what the loss of this luck will do to our society.
“You know the way you smell when you first come home from the beach?”
Yes. It’s nasty
Yes. It’s nasty
November 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
“You know the way you smell when you first come home from the beach?”
Yes. It’s nasty
Yes. It’s nasty
Hey, I just love to see a newspaper hiring anyone. Especially a columnist
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Hey, I just love to see a newspaper hiring anyone. Especially a columnist
You could post this every week. It’s a national treasure
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
You could post this every week. It’s a national treasure
How is teaching not a public activity? Does it not require a commitment? Or is he just saying he’ll keep his head down until the ruckus blows over?
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
How is teaching not a public activity? Does it not require a commitment? Or is he just saying he’ll keep his head down until the ruckus blows over?
It’s almost as if running most of the internet through a small number of companies might be problematic. Huh. Whoulda guessed?
November 18, 2025 at 4:06 PM
It’s almost as if running most of the internet through a small number of companies might be problematic. Huh. Whoulda guessed?
I haven’t even finished my Toyotathon shopping
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I haven’t even finished my Toyotathon shopping
No need to stretch when you wake up if you stay stretched the whole time
November 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
No need to stretch when you wake up if you stay stretched the whole time
Bossing demons around is a lot more fun than working to achieve personal holiness
November 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Bossing demons around is a lot more fun than working to achieve personal holiness
Couldn’t he just order DOJ to release everything anytime he wants?
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Couldn’t he just order DOJ to release everything anytime he wants?
39% is way too high
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
39% is way too high
They are 2% better then Detroit’s
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
They are 2% better then Detroit’s