James Felton
@jimmfelton.bsky.social
Author/annoyance from The Bird Site
I never really understood how he felt in this scene until tonight
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I never really understood how he felt in this scene until tonight
[strong man leader voice] the big mps make me sit in the cuck chair
October 23, 2025 at 9:34 AM
[strong man leader voice] the big mps make me sit in the cuck chair
what the fuck are we even doing man
October 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
what the fuck are we even doing man
Tortoises during climax:
September 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Tortoises during climax:
Though previous interventions by historical figures against the far right during dangerous moments in history had been staunch, all were surpassed by the “I like flags” tweet
September 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Though previous interventions by historical figures against the far right during dangerous moments in history had been staunch, all were surpassed by the “I like flags” tweet
[launching a staunch moral defense of my actions] "the children I starved were already extremely vulnerable-"
August 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[launching a staunch moral defense of my actions] "the children I starved were already extremely vulnerable-"
"eat this dog shit my chef serves or you're gonna eat cat shit in four years"
[nervous] can your chef prepare other foods-
[later, eating cat shit] "THIS IS YOUR FAULT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MUNCHING DOWN THE DOG SHIT-"
[nervous] can your chef prepare other foods-
[later, eating cat shit] "THIS IS YOUR FAULT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MUNCHING DOWN THE DOG SHIT-"
August 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"eat this dog shit my chef serves or you're gonna eat cat shit in four years"
[nervous] can your chef prepare other foods-
[later, eating cat shit] "THIS IS YOUR FAULT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MUNCHING DOWN THE DOG SHIT-"
[nervous] can your chef prepare other foods-
[later, eating cat shit] "THIS IS YOUR FAULT. THIS IS YOUR FAULT FOR NOT MUNCHING DOWN THE DOG SHIT-"
sure sounds a lot like "if you try to photograph evidence of our war crimes we will commit more war crimes"
July 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
sure sounds a lot like "if you try to photograph evidence of our war crimes we will commit more war crimes"
"dignity and respect" here meaning "telling trans women they are men and forcing them to piss in the gents"
April 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
"dignity and respect" here meaning "telling trans women they are men and forcing them to piss in the gents"
"Pope's dead" [somberly] "fetch the gigantic bunny outfit, I need to make a statement"
April 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"Pope's dead" [somberly] "fetch the gigantic bunny outfit, I need to make a statement"
scientists really be like "the xenacoelomorph gonopore is homologous to the bilaterian anus" when they mean "your bumhole used to be your cumhole"
www.iflscience.com/your-butthol...
www.iflscience.com/your-butthol...
April 1, 2025 at 2:43 PM
scientists really be like "the xenacoelomorph gonopore is homologous to the bilaterian anus" when they mean "your bumhole used to be your cumhole"
www.iflscience.com/your-butthol...
www.iflscience.com/your-butthol...
Looking forward to his follow up column “oh no”
March 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Looking forward to his follow up column “oh no”
finally the millions of people the government is choosing to leave or propel into poverty will be safe from the constant threat of ninja attacks
March 27, 2025 at 3:51 PM
finally the millions of people the government is choosing to leave or propel into poverty will be safe from the constant threat of ninja attacks
Asteroid 2024 YR4 was discovered on Christmas day, and placed at Level 3 on the Torino impact scale.
Currently, it is the only object with a Torino level greater than zero (0), with a 1-in-83 chance of hitting Earth in 2032.
www.iflscience.com/asteroid-202...
Currently, it is the only object with a Torino level greater than zero (0), with a 1-in-83 chance of hitting Earth in 2032.
www.iflscience.com/asteroid-202...
January 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Asteroid 2024 YR4 was discovered on Christmas day, and placed at Level 3 on the Torino impact scale.
Currently, it is the only object with a Torino level greater than zero (0), with a 1-in-83 chance of hitting Earth in 2032.
www.iflscience.com/asteroid-202...
Currently, it is the only object with a Torino level greater than zero (0), with a 1-in-83 chance of hitting Earth in 2032.
www.iflscience.com/asteroid-202...
Twitter has changed [remembers twitter] but only a little
January 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Twitter has changed [remembers twitter] but only a little
This is cool. A guy's ring door camera captured audio and video of a meteorite slamming into the ground, possibly for the first time ever.
www.iflscience.com/for-possibly...
www.iflscience.com/for-possibly...
January 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
This is cool. A guy's ring door camera captured audio and video of a meteorite slamming into the ground, possibly for the first time ever.
www.iflscience.com/for-possibly...
www.iflscience.com/for-possibly...
name reads like somebody trying to give the "platty jubes" treatment to remembrance day
December 12, 2024 at 3:04 PM
name reads like somebody trying to give the "platty jubes" treatment to remembrance day
On this goofier side was his experiment on the speed of electricity. In 1746, Nollet gathered 200 Carthusian monks and made them form a circle 1 mile long. The monks held brass poles in each hand connecting them, before Nollet completed the circuit by hooking the monks up to a charged Leyden jar.
November 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM
On this goofier side was his experiment on the speed of electricity. In 1746, Nollet gathered 200 Carthusian monks and made them form a circle 1 mile long. The monks held brass poles in each hand connecting them, before Nollet completed the circuit by hooking the monks up to a charged Leyden jar.
In 1746, clergyman and physicist Jean-Antoine Nollet attempted to calculate the speed of electricity by electrocuting a mile of monks
November 28, 2024 at 3:12 PM
In 1746, clergyman and physicist Jean-Antoine Nollet attempted to calculate the speed of electricity by electrocuting a mile of monks
maybe you could meet me half way and move the chair
November 28, 2024 at 12:30 PM
maybe you could meet me half way and move the chair