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jimmeruk.bsky.social
Everyone’s Favourite Jim
@jimmeruk.bsky.social
Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
I know how you feel. I've had to go into hiding myself.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
For the @b3ta.com compo - Replacement Fruit and Veg.
b3ta.com/challenge/re...
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’ve ended up on a night bus, so bought some snacks for the long journey. I’ve just eaten a massive bag of pickled onion monster munch and my tongue is numb.
I’ve already achieved more than you today! Here’s my twelve-step programme…
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Currently enjoying the wip @anonopin.bsky.social show where Rob is wearing the same outfit that got Pewdiepie cancelled.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is a similar idea to a bot I made on the other place to create character prompts for writers.
It used popular Victorian forenames and abandoned UK villages for surnames, and also generated descriptions. xcancel.com/BotWriters
I should look at resurrecting it here.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s a bit Blade Runnery out there tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Hang on, lads. I’ve got an idea.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
IT WAS A QUEUE FOR CHECKOUT!
Jesus christ that was stressful. Bring back buying tickets by phone.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I thought fuck it, and went to get standing tickets and now I'm back in a queue! This is fucking mad.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Gah! Only 1 seat available, which I can't buy because, not only does she need to be accompanied, but it needs to be a seated ticket because she's under 14.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
FFS!
November 14, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I got an email about another, secret queue, which I've been in for an hour now. I didn't think I'd spend my day in virtual queues. The sprog better appreciate this, if we're successful.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Can't even join the waiting list.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Well, that's disappointing, but not surprising.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I'm in a queue to buy tickets at for a show that is on for two nights at a venue with a capacity of 5000.
Now, I'm no mathsologist, but it's not looking good.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Being generous, someone in the same role today might make £50k with a 10% bonus bumping it to £55.
Doing some fag-packet maths, you're probably only going to get a £230k property on a single salary.
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
He came back!
I don’t know why this has made me so happy. I feel a bit vindicated, there were doubters.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
That does look good, like the curves will fit in the folds of your fingers and thumb. Nice.
Also, it kind of looks like someone.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Just to reinforce that Bond is his real name, his parents have a grave in his family home in Skyfall.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I wear odd socks, have done for years.
I bought a couple of packs of bright colours, then every morning, just blindly grab two. Job done.
The added bonus is that when one gets a hole in, you don’t lose a pair, you just throw away a single sock.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I've said this before, they should have self-contained trilogies going forward, setting each in a different period.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Oh, god. You’ve just reminded me of when I did Movember over ten years ago. Every day or two, I photoshopped my face on to a moustachioed fictional character to get people to sponsor me.
I had hundreds of selfies of me making different faces trying to get them good enough to line up.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Took the sprog and her friend to a vintage clothes sale this afternoon. They were very excited and bought a couple of kilos of stuff. Not the bargain value they used to be, but a nice haul. Also, I’ve come to realise that she’s a lot cooler than I ever was.
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Here's my quick and dirty version of the John Lewis Christmas advert.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Did this prick get a bulk discount on those ugly gold things?
Compare it to Obama's office. Christ.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM