Everyone’s Favourite Jim
@jimmeruk.bsky.social
Jack of all trades in digital media, creative, wannabe author, owner of a small human. http://linktr.ee/jimmeruk
I know how you feel. I've had to go into hiding myself.
November 20, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I know how you feel. I've had to go into hiding myself.
November 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I’ve ended up on a night bus, so bought some snacks for the long journey. I’ve just eaten a massive bag of pickled onion monster munch and my tongue is numb.
I’ve already achieved more than you today! Here’s my twelve-step programme…
I’ve already achieved more than you today! Here’s my twelve-step programme…
November 19, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’ve ended up on a night bus, so bought some snacks for the long journey. I’ve just eaten a massive bag of pickled onion monster munch and my tongue is numb.
I’ve already achieved more than you today! Here’s my twelve-step programme…
I’ve already achieved more than you today! Here’s my twelve-step programme…
Currently enjoying the wip @anonopin.bsky.social show where Rob is wearing the same outfit that got Pewdiepie cancelled.
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Currently enjoying the wip @anonopin.bsky.social show where Rob is wearing the same outfit that got Pewdiepie cancelled.
This is a similar idea to a bot I made on the other place to create character prompts for writers.
It used popular Victorian forenames and abandoned UK villages for surnames, and also generated descriptions. xcancel.com/BotWriters
I should look at resurrecting it here.
It used popular Victorian forenames and abandoned UK villages for surnames, and also generated descriptions. xcancel.com/BotWriters
I should look at resurrecting it here.
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is a similar idea to a bot I made on the other place to create character prompts for writers.
It used popular Victorian forenames and abandoned UK villages for surnames, and also generated descriptions. xcancel.com/BotWriters
I should look at resurrecting it here.
It used popular Victorian forenames and abandoned UK villages for surnames, and also generated descriptions. xcancel.com/BotWriters
I should look at resurrecting it here.
It’s a bit Blade Runnery out there tonight.
November 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It’s a bit Blade Runnery out there tonight.
Hang on, lads. I’ve got an idea.
November 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hang on, lads. I’ve got an idea.
IT WAS A QUEUE FOR CHECKOUT!
Jesus christ that was stressful. Bring back buying tickets by phone.
Jesus christ that was stressful. Bring back buying tickets by phone.
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
IT WAS A QUEUE FOR CHECKOUT!
Jesus christ that was stressful. Bring back buying tickets by phone.
Jesus christ that was stressful. Bring back buying tickets by phone.
I thought fuck it, and went to get standing tickets and now I'm back in a queue! This is fucking mad.
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I thought fuck it, and went to get standing tickets and now I'm back in a queue! This is fucking mad.
Gah! Only 1 seat available, which I can't buy because, not only does she need to be accompanied, but it needs to be a seated ticket because she's under 14.
November 14, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Gah! Only 1 seat available, which I can't buy because, not only does she need to be accompanied, but it needs to be a seated ticket because she's under 14.
I got an email about another, secret queue, which I've been in for an hour now. I didn't think I'd spend my day in virtual queues. The sprog better appreciate this, if we're successful.
November 14, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I got an email about another, secret queue, which I've been in for an hour now. I didn't think I'd spend my day in virtual queues. The sprog better appreciate this, if we're successful.
Can't even join the waiting list.
November 14, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Can't even join the waiting list.
Well, that's disappointing, but not surprising.
November 14, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Well, that's disappointing, but not surprising.
I'm in a queue to buy tickets at for a show that is on for two nights at a venue with a capacity of 5000.
Now, I'm no mathsologist, but it's not looking good.
Now, I'm no mathsologist, but it's not looking good.
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 AM
I'm in a queue to buy tickets at for a show that is on for two nights at a venue with a capacity of 5000.
Now, I'm no mathsologist, but it's not looking good.
Now, I'm no mathsologist, but it's not looking good.
Being generous, someone in the same role today might make £50k with a 10% bonus bumping it to £55.
Doing some fag-packet maths, you're probably only going to get a £230k property on a single salary.
Doing some fag-packet maths, you're probably only going to get a £230k property on a single salary.
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 AM
Being generous, someone in the same role today might make £50k with a 10% bonus bumping it to £55.
Doing some fag-packet maths, you're probably only going to get a £230k property on a single salary.
Doing some fag-packet maths, you're probably only going to get a £230k property on a single salary.
He came back!
I don’t know why this has made me so happy. I feel a bit vindicated, there were doubters.
I don’t know why this has made me so happy. I feel a bit vindicated, there were doubters.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 AM
He came back!
I don’t know why this has made me so happy. I feel a bit vindicated, there were doubters.
I don’t know why this has made me so happy. I feel a bit vindicated, there were doubters.
That does look good, like the curves will fit in the folds of your fingers and thumb. Nice.
Also, it kind of looks like someone.
Also, it kind of looks like someone.
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
That does look good, like the curves will fit in the folds of your fingers and thumb. Nice.
Also, it kind of looks like someone.
Also, it kind of looks like someone.
Just to reinforce that Bond is his real name, his parents have a grave in his family home in Skyfall.
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Just to reinforce that Bond is his real name, his parents have a grave in his family home in Skyfall.
I wear odd socks, have done for years.
I bought a couple of packs of bright colours, then every morning, just blindly grab two. Job done.
The added bonus is that when one gets a hole in, you don’t lose a pair, you just throw away a single sock.
I bought a couple of packs of bright colours, then every morning, just blindly grab two. Job done.
The added bonus is that when one gets a hole in, you don’t lose a pair, you just throw away a single sock.
November 11, 2025 at 11:17 AM
I wear odd socks, have done for years.
I bought a couple of packs of bright colours, then every morning, just blindly grab two. Job done.
The added bonus is that when one gets a hole in, you don’t lose a pair, you just throw away a single sock.
I bought a couple of packs of bright colours, then every morning, just blindly grab two. Job done.
The added bonus is that when one gets a hole in, you don’t lose a pair, you just throw away a single sock.
I've said this before, they should have self-contained trilogies going forward, setting each in a different period.
November 11, 2025 at 10:21 AM
I've said this before, they should have self-contained trilogies going forward, setting each in a different period.
Oh, god. You’ve just reminded me of when I did Movember over ten years ago. Every day or two, I photoshopped my face on to a moustachioed fictional character to get people to sponsor me.
I had hundreds of selfies of me making different faces trying to get them good enough to line up.
I had hundreds of selfies of me making different faces trying to get them good enough to line up.
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Oh, god. You’ve just reminded me of when I did Movember over ten years ago. Every day or two, I photoshopped my face on to a moustachioed fictional character to get people to sponsor me.
I had hundreds of selfies of me making different faces trying to get them good enough to line up.
I had hundreds of selfies of me making different faces trying to get them good enough to line up.
Took the sprog and her friend to a vintage clothes sale this afternoon. They were very excited and bought a couple of kilos of stuff. Not the bargain value they used to be, but a nice haul. Also, I’ve come to realise that she’s a lot cooler than I ever was.
November 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Took the sprog and her friend to a vintage clothes sale this afternoon. They were very excited and bought a couple of kilos of stuff. Not the bargain value they used to be, but a nice haul. Also, I’ve come to realise that she’s a lot cooler than I ever was.
Here's my quick and dirty version of the John Lewis Christmas advert.
November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Here's my quick and dirty version of the John Lewis Christmas advert.
Did this prick get a bulk discount on those ugly gold things?
Compare it to Obama's office. Christ.
Compare it to Obama's office. Christ.
November 6, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Did this prick get a bulk discount on those ugly gold things?
Compare it to Obama's office. Christ.
Compare it to Obama's office. Christ.