Shout out to bike shorts dawg

Rescuing short dresses from my lonnnggg torso

Protecting the public from my ass hanging out

Unsung heroes 🫡

My hair only hairs this good when I have no reason to leave the house and see people

AI rollout into everything has gotten so far ahead of itself that it's made my morning weather check ineffective

Fit check

My sister and I both decorated some gingerbread. Guess which one was me :P

Digging through my drives to figure out what random data i need to back up somewhere and what I can get rid of and found some of the video backgrounds I made to keep me and my coworkers entertained. Still proud of this one

Went to the zoo for my birthday. Animals are cool.

did u know you can just buy and put on pretty dresses and nobody can stop you lol

i know i hate landlords n stuff but even setting that aside this feels icky

oh my god fuck offffff why does my built in texting app need a large language model???? It's only purpose is to do 2FA and text my mum I got home safe

I've had my annual shearing just in time for games week 💕💕

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okok hear me out

Would love to go a month without bike troubles lmao

Once again will to live is inversely proportional to biggness of hair