I just looked. I’d be in serious trouble if I posted that one.

I’ll be in the top deck. An oddity I noticed there last season was above the stand opposite the main they flew the Motherwell and Hearts flags. Can’t recall ever seeing that at an away ground before.

I went outside to check the house hadn’t suddenly become invisible.

Aye. More Joe Strummer than Ann Summer, that’s a fact.

Start selling beer.

2/2 Turned out an apprentice mechanic had borrowed it to take his girlfriend out for a date. Apparently his face was a picture when he came in to pay for the fuel.

My brother had an Allegro and put it into a garage for a minor repair. At that time he worked in a petrol station in the evening for extra cash. He was on duty the same evening and looked out at his car was driven on to the forecourt and petrol put in. 1/2