As a longtime RPG player (D&D inclusive) and HS English teacher, I feel I can say based on its efforts to "answer" one of my essay prompts that, no, in fact, ChatGPT cannot play D&D.

Vonnegut's*, dammit.

Same age, but my joints have been doing this since I was 14. I've learned to ignore it. That's sustainable, right?

BENGALS DEFENSE: We know you need 15 for the 1st, so please don't take 20, okay?

STEELERS: *20yd gain*

BENGALS DEFENSE: Thank you for not taking 25.

I remember a sideline interview with Peyton Manning (maybe in a Broncos season?) where the reporter asked about commercials and SNL, and Manning just answered, "Look, that's all a lot of fun in the offseason, but it's time to play football." Loved that answer.

"'It wasn't my idea, but then at the same time, it could have been my idea,' [a student] said."

BUT AT THE SAME TIME, IT WASN'T YOUR IDEA. This student claims to avoid plagiarism by using a bot built on plagiarism.

On the street, like a common tinker? Goodness no! But a good storefront, now, a proper business establishment, we could call it a...

head shop?

REVEREND!

Lookin' at a thing in a bag?

The Bengals are off this week, so I think they're only projected to lose by ten.