People who don’t like Avatar don’t like life. Overblown and derivative, fine fine fine. They’re also beautiful works of art. Proof that CG effects can be mesmerising, and bursting with great characters and exciting moments. Underrated gems single-handedly keeping original blockbusters alive.

Another banger to be sure.

I remember the days of Zoe “Gay the Pray Away” Quinn. Still genius! I remember it now, it was freaking years ago!

A partner to the ever helpful, “I’ll need this is 10 minutes so I’ll move it *here* instead of where it lives is so I have easy access to it…”

I knew these things were absurd when I saw this…

Who thinks, “yeah a murdered and raped 18 year old corpse is what I need in cutesy plastic toy form.”

Award for the least surprising news goes to…

I put it in the wash. It was attracting bears. And incels.

I’d be interested in a new trek movie as long Alex fucking Kurtzman has nothing to do with it and it’s not a reboot, or a remake. Just a new crew back in the original timeline set after Nemesis.

Very true. It’s where the phrase ‘let sleeping dogs lie’ comes from.

P r o b a b l y my favourite episode of TV ever. I’m always in floods at the end.

Perfect. Fuck this movie.

Definitely on his lute album.

“At least I’ve Done Better than Dad”

“‘Tis! Replied Aunt Helga”

“I am Familiar with the Works of Pablo Naruda”

It’s all so dumb. 1) Does anyone call their parent’s first cousin (especially a close one) their second cousin, or, their aunt/uncle? 2) Even if he consciously made the expedient choice of saying Aunty, WHO FUCKING CARES!? The story is the same without adding superfluous ‘second cousin’ bs.

Let’s see this hit the front pages… I won’t hold my breath.

The issue with this is, you don’t KNOW you’re gonna spend hundreds of hours on a game until you’ve done it. $150 is a big risk for something you just might not like.

People who’ve destroyed the White House now at 2. Canadians, and Donald Trump.