Jim Corbridge
@jimcorbridge.bsky.social
Enjoy making people laugh or smile. Keen reader, Winner of Two Blue Peter Badges.
It's taken me ages to find the number 1 on my advent calendar!
December 2, 2024 at 8:44 AM
It's taken me ages to find the number 1 on my advent calendar!
Dear I'm A Celebrity Contestants , You are not on a "Journey Of Self Discovery" You are on a Game Show,Where you may eat Crocodile Penis,And people back home laugh at you.Deal with it!
November 27, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Dear I'm A Celebrity Contestants , You are not on a "Journey Of Self Discovery" You are on a Game Show,Where you may eat Crocodile Penis,And people back home laugh at you.Deal with it!
"Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from the frosty adverts."
November 22, 2024 at 8:35 AM
"Like i was saying, the circus is just one of my careers. The real money comes from the frosty adverts."
Confucius Says "Christmas Trees Are Like Priests...Their Balls Are Just For Decoration"
November 20, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Confucius Says "Christmas Trees Are Like Priests...Their Balls Are Just For Decoration"
My neighbour is scraping her car. So far she's scraped it against my wall our next door's gate and the post box at the end of the road.
November 20, 2024 at 10:16 AM
My neighbour is scraping her car. So far she's scraped it against my wall our next door's gate and the post box at the end of the road.
I'm on the bus we're in a long queue stuck behind a fairground ride! We're all screaming but he won't go any faster!
November 19, 2024 at 8:48 AM
I'm on the bus we're in a long queue stuck behind a fairground ride! We're all screaming but he won't go any faster!
My three favourite Saints, St Ivel, St Etienne and St John’s Ambulance.
November 18, 2024 at 1:03 PM
My three favourite Saints, St Ivel, St Etienne and St John’s Ambulance.
Reposted by Jim Corbridge
On Channel 4 this Christmas there’s hope for those seeking solace away from traditional Christmas pudding in…
Escape to the gateau
Escape to the gateau
November 18, 2024 at 4:41 AM
On Channel 4 this Christmas there’s hope for those seeking solace away from traditional Christmas pudding in…
Escape to the gateau
Escape to the gateau
I Miss the Days when you could chuck anything in the Bins without having to think about it for 10 minutes first!
November 18, 2024 at 8:12 AM
I Miss the Days when you could chuck anything in the Bins without having to think about it for 10 minutes first!
The first person I hear using the phrase 'Sleeps until Christmas' will be hit in and around the face with a Large Wooden Advent calendar!
November 17, 2024 at 10:18 AM
The first person I hear using the phrase 'Sleeps until Christmas' will be hit in and around the face with a Large Wooden Advent calendar!
Friday. From the Latin. Come here you sexy little bugger and kiss me.
November 15, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Friday. From the Latin. Come here you sexy little bugger and kiss me.
"I knew something like this would happen"!!-me, when I had no clue something like that would happen!
November 15, 2024 at 2:16 PM
"I knew something like this would happen"!!-me, when I had no clue something like that would happen!
Twitter fact checkers at work.
November 15, 2024 at 10:37 AM
Twitter fact checkers at work.
The man who invented gambling has died. His funeral will take place on: Monday 8-1 Tuesday 3-1 Wednesday 5-1 Thursday 10-1 Friday 15-1.
November 15, 2024 at 8:32 AM
The man who invented gambling has died. His funeral will take place on: Monday 8-1 Tuesday 3-1 Wednesday 5-1 Thursday 10-1 Friday 15-1.
I tried making a Carrot cake earlier! Easy peasy, don't see what all the fuss is about. Follow me for easy peasy recipes...
November 14, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I tried making a Carrot cake earlier! Easy peasy, don't see what all the fuss is about. Follow me for easy peasy recipes...
When I have a tough decision to make, I ask myself…
“What would Jesus do?”
Then, I remember how things turned out for him…And, toss a coin.
“What would Jesus do?”
Then, I remember how things turned out for him…And, toss a coin.
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 PM
When I have a tough decision to make, I ask myself…
“What would Jesus do?”
Then, I remember how things turned out for him…And, toss a coin.
“What would Jesus do?”
Then, I remember how things turned out for him…And, toss a coin.
That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.
November 14, 2024 at 12:31 PM
That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames.