Jim Caris
@jimcaris.bsky.social
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen Wes Streeting and the carved turnip in the same room at the same time, okay?
October 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen Wes Streeting and the carved turnip in the same room at the same time, okay?
I don't see the problem. I always open doors like this
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I don't see the problem. I always open doors like this
I hope he’s got legal clearance from Rockstar Games for that name. They’re notoriously protective of their IP.
October 16, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I hope he’s got legal clearance from Rockstar Games for that name. They’re notoriously protective of their IP.
This prompted me to google Dinky Toys, and omg people will polarise over anything won't they
October 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This prompted me to google Dinky Toys, and omg people will polarise over anything won't they
They did have a This is Sparta display at the Sparta Prague football stadium a long time ago (when I moved here, so in the early 2010s). And you can get a This is Sparta lanyard from the ice hockey club's merch site, which I find weirdly hilarious
October 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
They did have a This is Sparta display at the Sparta Prague football stadium a long time ago (when I moved here, so in the early 2010s). And you can get a This is Sparta lanyard from the ice hockey club's merch site, which I find weirdly hilarious
Why is this such a reliable indicator?
October 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Why is this such a reliable indicator?
Padding the list out with AI slop, I see
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Padding the list out with AI slop, I see
Ah yes, the final game of the "Ket Trilogy", the first of which was the wonderfully titled "Mountains of Ket"
October 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Ah yes, the final game of the "Ket Trilogy", the first of which was the wonderfully titled "Mountains of Ket"
"Not a problem, I'll just fold myself in half"
October 6, 2025 at 6:26 PM
"Not a problem, I'll just fold myself in half"
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
October 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
Describe your Bluesky account in a single image
Let's be very clear about what is being supported here (btw these are two separate incidents)
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Let's be very clear about what is being supported here (btw these are two separate incidents)
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen them in the same room at the same time, ok?
October 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Look, I'm just saying I've never seen them in the same room at the same time, ok?
This grin is how we know no animals were harmed in the making of Super Monkey Ball
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 AM
This grin is how we know no animals were harmed in the making of Super Monkey Ball
“I was told there would be fish”
October 2, 2025 at 6:09 AM
“I was told there would be fish”
John Major's version of Kier Starmer's speech was better
October 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
John Major's version of Kier Starmer's speech was better
With these people? You absolute fucking clown
September 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
With these people? You absolute fucking clown
Technically, this sentence is saying that class conflict did not exist before 2016.
I know what they wanted to say, but they said something very different instead.
Whoever wrote this has the clarity of thought of an overcooked turnip.
I know what they wanted to say, but they said something very different instead.
Whoever wrote this has the clarity of thought of an overcooked turnip.
September 29, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Technically, this sentence is saying that class conflict did not exist before 2016.
I know what they wanted to say, but they said something very different instead.
Whoever wrote this has the clarity of thought of an overcooked turnip.
I know what they wanted to say, but they said something very different instead.
Whoever wrote this has the clarity of thought of an overcooked turnip.
British people love to pretend that you can hold racist opinions without being "a racist" and Reeves has just made that the official government line
September 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
British people love to pretend that you can hold racist opinions without being "a racist" and Reeves has just made that the official government line
You know what was a good DS game? Hotel Dusk. Made good use of the platform it was on.
September 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
You know what was a good DS game? Hotel Dusk. Made good use of the platform it was on.
Lol the only goalpost-shifting is by you. This is literally what you said. How does your screenshot prove those people were under-qualified?
September 19, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Lol the only goalpost-shifting is by you. This is literally what you said. How does your screenshot prove those people were under-qualified?
It may be paradoxical, but I've found an arse that (I'm pretty sure) also has an arse
September 19, 2025 at 8:22 AM
It may be paradoxical, but I've found an arse that (I'm pretty sure) also has an arse
Another organisation gets burned for putting its faith in AI www.theguardian.com/football/202...
September 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Another organisation gets burned for putting its faith in AI www.theguardian.com/football/202...
This is going to end in disaster. Literally.
September 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
This is going to end in disaster. Literally.