jimbotexan.bsky.social
@jimbotexan.bsky.social
I'll be your Huckleberry.
Elsewhere, Marion Barber III is running free.
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
So you're saying the war will pay for itself with oil revenue? Huh. Never heard that one before.
November 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Lindsay always knew the real friends were the grand juries she met along the way.
November 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Although he told Nancy Grace he wanted to be a prosecutor, and Horowitz knew that he would like to be a senator, Miller, fixated on establishing a memorial for the September 11 attacks, forgot to take his LSAT to go to law school.

"Forgot to take his LSAT" lmao.
November 22, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Yes she drove her son to suicide and murdered her husband's out of wedlock children, but is she a baddie?
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I know I chose to click play, but I blame you.
November 19, 2025 at 4:36 PM
John Roberts will let you do all the fucked up shit you want. But you gotta lawyer better. Optics matter.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I mean I always assumed you were really paying for insider trading?
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 PM
The most exciting thing was Trump might've made them get rid of the filibuster and the democrats saved them from themselves. Because of course they did.
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Gungans are a clear allegory for...ummm...fuck, man I don't know the Naboo feel like the French to me so maybe Vietnamese? Except...
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
tl,dr: Today, I proudly declare that better things aren't possible.
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Float like a bee sting like a butterfly
November 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Thanks I hate it here
November 9, 2025 at 5:17 PM
November 9, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Watch Davis Mills was a revelation.
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Sure bro. Why are you this bad at this though? Because it's November 2025.
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Well there's hard, and there's I've allegedly hired hitmen to kill people I allegedly shot.
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hey. That drive took almost as much time off the clock as the punt.
November 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
How do I bet against this financially? I want to put it all on “this is dumb and will never work.”
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
What could be more American than Sting.
October 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I need someone, preferably Jordon, to explain to me what a Trouble Cub is.
October 29, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Low pophirum, you say.
October 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We used to be a proper country.
October 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM