I considered the very same thing, right about at the same time. *hic*

🤢🤮

The dirty farming missile launching bastards. Dave at my local farm shop started this. I know it.

hang on, I dont want my bloody kids on here seeing my posts about my bloody kids.

A culinary genius of course. The curiosity is going to get the better of you and you are going to have to try a cold bean, monster munch and sriracha sandwich now.

Sorry I forgot to mention I've only ever done this once, after a night on the pop, and with no other food in the house.

who knows what goes on in the mind of a Mail reader. I'll stick with cold baked beans and monster munch sarnies. (with added sriracha sauce 😉)

I'm sure Mail readers are looking forward to Greg Wallaces pull out supplement in the Mail on Sunday this week, where he has compiled a list of woke/non woke sandwich fillers so they know which ones to avoid.

what track did you play 8 times?

I've heard a lot of people talking about bum crack, it must get absorbed quicker into the body that way. 🤷‍♂️

Time to revert to good old cockney rhyming slang you massive Gareth.