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Jimmy
@jimbojonez44.bsky.social
Husband. Runner. 3x marathoner. Grower of curly hair.
Cryin’ won’t help you.
Prayin’ won’t do you no good.
he/him.
Flat Jimmy is ready for the #BigBearHalfMarathon #running #runningpunks
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The 1% spend hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars to elect politicians, on both sides, but none of them are willing to spend that money to, say, pay air traffic controllers or TSA staff to keep the country moving.
Individualism has ruined this country.
November 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
David Lo Pan has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 1:19 AM
A beautiful fall day, to be sure, but I’d still rather be at work today. #endtheshutdownnow
November 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I really do miss coming here everyday. #endtheshutdownnow
October 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
There’s a zebra in Philly that made a bag today.
Bad call.
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We’re gonna need the Meowtional Guard for this mess!
(see what I did there?)
this is what will happen if mamdani makes bus rides free
October 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Army Ten Miler done and done. #running #runningpunks
October 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This is how I feel sometimes.
October 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I love librarians. 😂
😭

IG newberlinlibrary
October 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I ran some stairs during my long run on Saturday. #running #marathontraining #IYKYK
September 29, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Mossad killed Charlie Kirk.
September 14, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My imposter syndrome has really flared up today.
September 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
They did. It’s called “Do It Again”.
August 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It’s open season on federal cops in DC. Get your subs, hoagies, and grinders and take to the streets, comrades!
August 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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How Trump's hostile takeover of DC is going so far.

Amount of gangs stopped: 0
Amount of crimes prevented: 0
Amount of US tax dollars used per day: $66,667 to $266,667
Amount of Subway sandwiches thrown at feds: 1
#freeDC #freeSubwaySlinger
August 12, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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Motherfucking wind farms…
July 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Good morning, troublemakers.
July 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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you before and after following me
July 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Damn proud of #ChelseaFC!
We just hammered the best club in the world at the moment and did it in style. #UptheChels #KTBFFH
July 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
What aren’t we supposed to talk about again?
July 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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they tried to "un-woke a robot and it went full nazi" is something out of a 30 Rock TV show
July 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Here’s an elephant butt.
July 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Lisa Murkowski can eat the biggest, sweatiest bag of dicks.
July 2, 2025 at 12:44 AM