At least he is wearing a suit

Anyone fancy a game of golf?

What a fucking joke

Hopefully this shifts this cold #Hottoddy #Sniffels

Five years ago me and the wife wanted a pet. She wanted a cat and I wanted a dog. We comprised and we got a cat. To make it worse it’s a she (I know shocker) tipping the male female balance to the dark side. The disgust she looks at me with. #cats #women