JimBob SparePants
@jimbobsparepants.bsky.social
Complaining about situations I contributed to.
Yeah, well, in what universe does the prehistoric AI think cheese is a good building material for the Ark?
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
February 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Yeah, well, in what universe does the prehistoric AI think cheese is a good building material for the Ark?
Checkmate.
Checkmate.
90% of everything is rubbish, including books too unfortunately.
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 PM
90% of everything is rubbish, including books too unfortunately.
Nah he blinks too much.
February 4, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Nah he blinks too much.
KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!
January 31, 2026 at 9:15 PM
KHAAAAAAAAN!!!!
"I'm not on anybody's side because nobody is on my side."
"You're on the cliff side though."
"You're on the cliff side though."
January 30, 2026 at 9:48 AM
"I'm not on anybody's side because nobody is on my side."
"You're on the cliff side though."
"You're on the cliff side though."
Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.
January 18, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Have you ever heard of Plato? Aristotle? Socrates? Morons.
Felixations!
January 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Felixations!
I could never quite make up my mind about Hamlet.
January 13, 2026 at 6:19 PM
I could never quite make up my mind about Hamlet.
Oh if only free here were an adjective not a verb. 🙁
January 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Oh if only free here were an adjective not a verb. 🙁
Ignoring national sovereignty, that would pay for one, two years of US health insurance?
January 8, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Ignoring national sovereignty, that would pay for one, two years of US health insurance?
Oh dear I just accidentally drew two tennis rackets that look like a pair of scissors.
December 18, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh dear I just accidentally drew two tennis rackets that look like a pair of scissors.
The First Amendment says you actually have to platform people even if they're raving mad lunatics.
There's no actual case history to support that claim, but it is judicial fact.
There's no actual case history to support that claim, but it is judicial fact.
December 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The First Amendment says you actually have to platform people even if they're raving mad lunatics.
There's no actual case history to support that claim, but it is judicial fact.
There's no actual case history to support that claim, but it is judicial fact.
Seen here negotiating with the Three Stooges. Hey-oooh!
December 15, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Seen here negotiating with the Three Stooges. Hey-oooh!
Surely not too difficult, I hear he's slowed down dramatically in recent minutes.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Surely not too difficult, I hear he's slowed down dramatically in recent minutes.
War on boats. War on the causes of boats.
December 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
War on boats. War on the causes of boats.
Cons: girl in red shirt looks too shiny.
Pros: she won't make it past episode 1.
Pros: she won't make it past episode 1.
December 4, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Cons: girl in red shirt looks too shiny.
Pros: she won't make it past episode 1.
Pros: she won't make it past episode 1.
This is the plot of an episode of Teen Titans Go.
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
This is the plot of an episode of Teen Titans Go.
Teen Titans Go already did it.
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Teen Titans Go already did it.
Abe Simpson had the right idea.
November 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Abe Simpson had the right idea.