Jim Turner
@jimbo12421.bsky.social
It's pretty easy, actually.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
It's pretty easy, actually.
Transvestites can't change their Y to an X no matter how hard they try.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Transvestites can't change their Y to an X no matter how hard they try.
There's still those pesky XX chromosomes.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
There's still those pesky XX chromosomes.
What form does "living their life as a woman" entail and for long does a man have to do it before he qualifies as a woman?
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
What form does "living their life as a woman" entail and for long does a man have to do it before he qualifies as a woman?
The entire world, apart from chicks-with-dicks and their mad fans, believes that a woman can't have a penis.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
The entire world, apart from chicks-with-dicks and their mad fans, believes that a woman can't have a penis.
Oh well. Ireland it is then.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Oh well. Ireland it is then.
American Fiction has just been added.
September 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
American Fiction has just been added.
How could I forget! I must be getting old!
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
How could I forget! I must be getting old!
And on the distaff side, Gladys, Violet, Queenie and Ethel?
September 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
And on the distaff side, Gladys, Violet, Queenie and Ethel?
Imagine calling your kid "Basil".
September 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Imagine calling your kid "Basil".
I heard you mention this yesterday morning but didn't really take it in (I'm a late sleeper and was still a tad woozy!). I'll miss you, Emma, and hope you return one day.
September 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I heard you mention this yesterday morning but didn't really take it in (I'm a late sleeper and was still a tad woozy!). I'll miss you, Emma, and hope you return one day.
Well, her career did stall when woke forced her to change her name to Tracy Personperson.
August 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Well, her career did stall when woke forced her to change her name to Tracy Personperson.
With Roddy Macmillan as the semi-soused Scotsman.
August 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
With Roddy Macmillan as the semi-soused Scotsman.
The ripple was achieved by someone underneath the dashboard plucking an attached guitar string at the right frequency and volume.
July 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The ripple was achieved by someone underneath the dashboard plucking an attached guitar string at the right frequency and volume.
Almost as sexy as their British equivalents - phoarrrr!
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Almost as sexy as their British equivalents - phoarrrr!
To save anyone else having to look it up:
Nimrod
Younger than Springtime
Jerusalem
Hello Again (Neil Diamond)
In Your Eyes (George Benson)
The Best
(Everything I do) I Do It For You
Wind Beneath my Wings
Nimrod
Younger than Springtime
Jerusalem
Hello Again (Neil Diamond)
In Your Eyes (George Benson)
The Best
(Everything I do) I Do It For You
Wind Beneath my Wings
July 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
To save anyone else having to look it up:
Nimrod
Younger than Springtime
Jerusalem
Hello Again (Neil Diamond)
In Your Eyes (George Benson)
The Best
(Everything I do) I Do It For You
Wind Beneath my Wings
Nimrod
Younger than Springtime
Jerusalem
Hello Again (Neil Diamond)
In Your Eyes (George Benson)
The Best
(Everything I do) I Do It For You
Wind Beneath my Wings
There's also Noel Coward's "Darling, you've never been better!"
June 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
There's also Noel Coward's "Darling, you've never been better!"
In terms of convoluted rhyming I think Put On A Happy Face wins the prize with:
"Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile"
"Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile"
June 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
In terms of convoluted rhyming I think Put On A Happy Face wins the prize with:
"Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile"
"Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile"
"Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey"
And now that's stuck in your head.
And now that's stuck in your head.
May 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
"Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey"
And now that's stuck in your head.
And now that's stuck in your head.
If you've ever been picked on by the local mallards then this is the book for you . . .
May 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
If you've ever been picked on by the local mallards then this is the book for you . . .
Lissa, if anyone can spin a novel on or around this incident you can!
May 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Lissa, if anyone can spin a novel on or around this incident you can!