Jim Turner
jimbo12421.bsky.social
Jim Turner
@jimbo12421.bsky.social
It's pretty easy, actually.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Transvestites can't change their Y to an X no matter how hard they try.
November 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
There's still those pesky XX chromosomes.
November 29, 2025 at 2:02 PM
What form does "living their life as a woman" entail and for long does a man have to do it before he qualifies as a woman?
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Done.
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 PM
The entire world, apart from chicks-with-dicks and their mad fans, believes that a woman can't have a penis.
November 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Oh well. Ireland it is then.
November 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
October 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
American Fiction has just been added.
September 30, 2025 at 10:01 AM
How could I forget! I must be getting old!
September 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
And on the distaff side, Gladys, Violet, Queenie and Ethel?
September 18, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Imagine calling your kid "Basil".
September 18, 2025 at 7:20 AM
"shot Nazi"
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I heard you mention this yesterday morning but didn't really take it in (I'm a late sleeper and was still a tad woozy!). I'll miss you, Emma, and hope you return one day.
September 7, 2025 at 8:59 AM
Well, her career did stall when woke forced her to change her name to Tracy Personperson.
August 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
With Roddy Macmillan as the semi-soused Scotsman.
August 9, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Deadwood.
August 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The ripple was achieved by someone underneath the dashboard plucking an attached guitar string at the right frequency and volume.
July 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Almost as sexy as their British equivalents - phoarrrr!
July 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
To save anyone else having to look it up:

Nimrod
Younger than Springtime
Jerusalem
Hello Again (Neil Diamond)
In Your Eyes (George Benson)
The Best
(Everything I do) I Do It For You
Wind Beneath my Wings
July 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
There's also Noel Coward's "Darling, you've never been better!"
June 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
In terms of convoluted rhyming I think Put On A Happy Face wins the prize with:
"Take off the gloomy mask of tragedy
It's not your style
You'll look so good that you'll be glad
You decided to smile"
June 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
"Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey"
And now that's stuck in your head.
May 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
If you've ever been picked on by the local mallards then this is the book for you . . .
May 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Lissa, if anyone can spin a novel on or around this incident you can!
May 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM