Jimothy Clydesdale
@jimbo-clyde.bsky.social
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Rules I made for myself for this page:
1) Text only, no media (sorry ladies)
2) “Proper” Grammar* (English teacher grandmother, sorry again)
3) Gender Neutral Pronouns* (“Folks” is intentional every time, it was that or Fuckers and I wanted to be inclusive, not sorry)
*where applicable
1) Text only, no media (sorry ladies)
2) “Proper” Grammar* (English teacher grandmother, sorry again)
3) Gender Neutral Pronouns* (“Folks” is intentional every time, it was that or Fuckers and I wanted to be inclusive, not sorry)
*where applicable
I feel like the only movie that could have realistically pulled off the
*MC gets into taxi*
*Heavy New York accent* “Where ya headed, [honorific]”
“Home”
“Yeah, unfortunately, I need an address and I already got the ticker runnin’, so it’s in your best interest to hurry up, pal”
Scene was Enchanted
*MC gets into taxi*
*Heavy New York accent* “Where ya headed, [honorific]”
“Home”
“Yeah, unfortunately, I need an address and I already got the ticker runnin’, so it’s in your best interest to hurry up, pal”
Scene was Enchanted
November 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I feel like the only movie that could have realistically pulled off the
*MC gets into taxi*
*Heavy New York accent* “Where ya headed, [honorific]”
“Home”
“Yeah, unfortunately, I need an address and I already got the ticker runnin’, so it’s in your best interest to hurry up, pal”
Scene was Enchanted
*MC gets into taxi*
*Heavy New York accent* “Where ya headed, [honorific]”
“Home”
“Yeah, unfortunately, I need an address and I already got the ticker runnin’, so it’s in your best interest to hurry up, pal”
Scene was Enchanted
Ooh, an em dash from Jimothy; uncharted territory
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Ooh, an em dash from Jimothy; uncharted territory
What if — and this could go really hard — I do a like full bath soak thing tomorrow.. like take a bath like a normal person
November 28, 2025 at 7:06 AM
What if — and this could go really hard — I do a like full bath soak thing tomorrow.. like take a bath like a normal person
I’m only bleeding a little bit out of my nail bed
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I’m only bleeding a little bit out of my nail bed
Did I fight barefoot in the parking lot of the gay dance hall after it closed? Technically, yes, but I wouldn’t really call it fighting
November 28, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Did I fight barefoot in the parking lot of the gay dance hall after it closed? Technically, yes, but I wouldn’t really call it fighting
This episode of “Jimothy drives too fast to the gay dance hall” is brought to you by Charlie Simp- I mean PRESIDENT
November 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This episode of “Jimothy drives too fast to the gay dance hall” is brought to you by Charlie Simp- I mean PRESIDENT
This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the car in front of me who moved into the middle turn lane before braking for their left turn down a side street
November 28, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for the car in front of me who moved into the middle turn lane before braking for their left turn down a side street
Amy Ray, the queen you are
November 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Amy Ray, the queen you are
Anyways, I’ve snuck off to the bathroom to avoid my family, how are y’all?
November 27, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Anyways, I’ve snuck off to the bathroom to avoid my family, how are y’all?
Every bout of indigestion is one good poop away from becoming a good day
November 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Every bout of indigestion is one good poop away from becoming a good day
Me when I still don’t really know the specifics on why you’re disappointed in me, but you’re probably right, so I accept the consequences
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Me when I still don’t really know the specifics on why you’re disappointed in me, but you’re probably right, so I accept the consequences
Desperately trying to sleep for eight or more hours when I’ve only been giving myself six hours of sleep every night
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Desperately trying to sleep for eight or more hours when I’ve only been giving myself six hours of sleep every night
Oh, yes, the bleach ducky, everyone knows about the bleach ducky
November 27, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Oh, yes, the bleach ducky, everyone knows about the bleach ducky
*Gasp* What if it’s finally cold enough at [Festival that occurs on the first weekend of December] that I get to actually wear a coat!
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
*Gasp* What if it’s finally cold enough at [Festival that occurs on the first weekend of December] that I get to actually wear a coat!
“It’s going to warm back up again, right?”
“Sure.. in March”
“Sure.. in March”
November 27, 2025 at 6:57 AM
“It’s going to warm back up again, right?”
“Sure.. in March”
“Sure.. in March”
Laying your head and body down onto the dryer just to have the warmth soak in
November 27, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Laying your head and body down onto the dryer just to have the warmth soak in
The Winter’s chill has finally settled into the house
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 AM
The Winter’s chill has finally settled into the house
And to think that there was a time in my life where I set aside every Thursday evening to watch Critical Role live and now I spend my Thursdays elsewhere and am just now starting Campaign 4
November 27, 2025 at 6:30 AM
And to think that there was a time in my life where I set aside every Thursday evening to watch Critical Role live and now I spend my Thursdays elsewhere and am just now starting Campaign 4
Doomscrolling all by yourself, beautiful?
November 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Doomscrolling all by yourself, beautiful?
If I care enough about something to complain about it, I also care enough to do something about it
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
If I care enough about something to complain about it, I also care enough to do something about it
Dry ass lips and no motivation to go fix it
Except in posting about it, I gain the motivation, somehow
Except in posting about it, I gain the motivation, somehow
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Dry ass lips and no motivation to go fix it
Except in posting about it, I gain the motivation, somehow
Except in posting about it, I gain the motivation, somehow
Me vs. the cat who *really* wants to investigate the stuff on the dining room table
November 27, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Me vs. the cat who *really* wants to investigate the stuff on the dining room table
Shout out to me having a totally normal and healthy relationship with food and totally not wanting to consume approximately 1050 calories worth of macaroni and cheese which may or may not cause me to have a non-postponable bowel movement tomorrow morning
(A burrito is on its way.. in an hour or so)
(A burrito is on its way.. in an hour or so)
November 27, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Shout out to me having a totally normal and healthy relationship with food and totally not wanting to consume approximately 1050 calories worth of macaroni and cheese which may or may not cause me to have a non-postponable bowel movement tomorrow morning
(A burrito is on its way.. in an hour or so)
(A burrito is on its way.. in an hour or so)
Anyways, time to try and sharpen and not totally ruin the carving knife the night before Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Anyways, time to try and sharpen and not totally ruin the carving knife the night before Thanksgiving