Softly melting. So squishy, don't give a fuck if it's not good for me

@dannyhewson.bsky.social seems similar to something I've read before

ROAR IN THE DISTANCE! METH GATOR 2 IS A GO!!!!

That's that for meth gator. Next weeks movie undecided but there will be more of these due to come! Enjoy

Oh that's some POOR cpr. if pulling someone out of the water ALWAYS start with rescue breaths, then into compressions. And not the weak shit they're doing here.
And that's that, one last little loveydovey smooch. bit weird to do that following the death of the mans dad but sure you do you

We've got the dramatic final stand. Man vs gator.
Hehehe I love the run so much
BIG EXPLOSION
AND POORLY MADE GATOR CHUNKS
Oh in the water he looks really poor

To be clear, this thing full on ate an rpg. Like straight in the mouth with the explosion supposedly inside the gator. Just want everyone to understand that the gator is still in one piece and in fact BIGGER than before. As opposed to a fine paste.
So the followup plan is firework it to death

Ohhhh it shed the skin. Ignore previous melting comment that I absolutely could have removed to not make me look stupid
Nooooooooooooooooooo not sherriff pops!
Did they get on the boat and just leave all the civilians to deal with it? Heroic...

Was that CGI money???
Oh damn right in the kisser
The badass walk through the dust *chefs kiss*
Ooooo he's going back to skin it. Guarantee it's not dead. Setup for attack of the meth gator 2: Electric Boogaloo
Oh it melted. Sure

WHY IS HE USING THE RPG AS CLEARING WEAPON USE YOUR SIDEARM YOU PSYCHOPATH
I'm sorry, a lot of the line delivery is just awful all throughout
Am I right in thinking firing guns in a meth lab is asking to blow everything up? Seems like this isn't the place to stand and fight
But fuck it we ball

Ooo we're gearing up. We've got shotguns, an ak, ar15s, grenades, glocks. Kevlar? Odd choice against an alligator
I swear if this gator pulls out a glock
Where in the fuck did he get an RPG
The only guy with mags in his rig is the guy with a shotgun
Oo underground meth lab

Though he definitely fires more than the 30 rounds that mag is holding
WOO MAYOR DOWN
Hahaha the tail clips through the mayors corpse in the cgi when he smacks the car
Not gonna get the mayors body? It's right there, and I know he's a dick but he's quite a prominent figure. And you are a sheriff.

CALLED IT. GET SNATCHED IDIOT
Oh good the mayor has meth and is trying to bait the gator out. This will end well
Is that an HK416?
I like that he took a few shots, then had to stop and look at the gun to find the fire select and set it to auto. Actually very fitting and in character

BUCK FALLS. THE TRAILER TRASH ARE LIVID
TO THE METH LAB - <insert batman transition>
Oh someone is absolutely getting snatched off the zipline
Or was this just an excuse to have fun on ziplines
Ohhhhhh drama, they know he's a cop. And the plan to betray him is happening halfway along a zipline?

"this should be easy yeah just do this yadda yadda yadda. Might kill you though" - MOTIVATIONAL
That is a cracking beard
Is this powerslap? Is that what we're doing right now?
Yes, yes it is
POOR - fingers connected not the palm. pathetic
AGAIN. WEAK EFFORT
okay, bit more behind that one from Buck