James Bean, he/him
@jimbean485.bsky.social
Humble writer of smutty things.
Just reading the description I thought at first you meant the political group, and I was like, "Right on!"
Still cool though 😅
Still cool though 😅
January 21, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Just reading the description I thought at first you meant the political group, and I was like, "Right on!"
Still cool though 😅
Still cool though 😅
Oh, my. Those poor, bloated nuts look so vulnerable... 🩵
January 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
Oh, my. Those poor, bloated nuts look so vulnerable... 🩵
Hard to imagine a more fitting costume 🎃🎃
November 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Hard to imagine a more fitting costume 🎃🎃
So to speak 🤣
September 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So to speak 🤣
Fuck, dude!
a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at something
ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is looking at something
media.tenor.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Fuck, dude!
Loving books is uber-sexy!
September 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Loving books is uber-sexy!
Holy shit, dude. Nice work! Here's to lifelong growing/learning!
August 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Holy shit, dude. Nice work! Here's to lifelong growing/learning!
You gotta operate like all these privately-owned, for-profit sites are ephemeral
July 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
You gotta operate like all these privately-owned, for-profit sites are ephemeral
It's at or near the top of so many lists for good reason. Welcome to the club! 🍻
July 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
It's at or near the top of so many lists for good reason. Welcome to the club! 🍻
Cheers to stretching and growing! 🍻
June 28, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Cheers to stretching and growing! 🍻
Out of curiosity, how does that differ from your normal process? I would have said you were already quite skilled at painting
June 28, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Out of curiosity, how does that differ from your normal process? I would have said you were already quite skilled at painting
BONUS bonus bonus points if the lettering is distorted by the plumpness of said cheeks
June 28, 2025 at 5:06 AM
BONUS bonus bonus points if the lettering is distorted by the plumpness of said cheeks
Physical media? Like on an actual canvas?
June 28, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Physical media? Like on an actual canvas?
Wow, that is gorgeous
June 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Wow, that is gorgeous
Where your servers are happy to keep you full to the brim, and they'll even crack your nuts for ya! 🌰🌰🔨
June 16, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Where your servers are happy to keep you full to the brim, and they'll even crack your nuts for ya! 🌰🌰🔨
So, so sorry 🤦♂️
June 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
So, so sorry 🤦♂️
That's some goddamn poetry, good sir 👏🏻
June 9, 2025 at 3:53 AM
That's some goddamn poetry, good sir 👏🏻