Jim Bender
@jimb633.bsky.social
Former gymnast and coach
Current husband, Autism dad, and pastor
Current husband, Autism dad, and pastor
Could you leave the shape of your outline when you do?
bugs bunny is standing next to a red duck in a cartoon
ALT: bugs bunny is standing next to a red duck in a cartoon
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January 13, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Could you leave the shape of your outline when you do?
Send him to sit on the Group W bench!
January 11, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Send him to sit on the Group W bench!
They said, "SUPERhero."
a cartoon of a purple eggplant in a superhero costume
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January 11, 2025 at 4:30 AM
They said, "SUPERhero."
My wife and I have a saying we remind each other of when one of us starts rehashing old betrayals. "Dirt." As in "shake the dust off your sandals as a testimony against them."
January 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
My wife and I have a saying we remind each other of when one of us starts rehashing old betrayals. "Dirt." As in "shake the dust off your sandals as a testimony against them."
I know it wasn't true, but once again, what they accuse D's of doing (but aren't) is actually what they are doing.
January 10, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I know it wasn't true, but once again, what they accuse D's of doing (but aren't) is actually what they are doing.
With the hurricane earlier this year didn't the R's accuse Biden of politicizing the disaster and withholding funds from Red states? Glad to see that they aren't going to do that with the fires. 🙄
January 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
With the hurricane earlier this year didn't the R's accuse Biden of politicizing the disaster and withholding funds from Red states? Glad to see that they aren't going to do that with the fires. 🙄
Then why do they call it the NATIONAL Hockey League if the league isn't all in one nation? There ain't no INTER there.
January 9, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Then why do they call it the NATIONAL Hockey League if the league isn't all in one nation? There ain't no INTER there.
I first read "small fries" and wondered why anyone would just get the small size.
Glad you are safe.
Glad you are safe.
January 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I first read "small fries" and wondered why anyone would just get the small size.
Glad you are safe.
Glad you are safe.
Police? Yes, I have a tip about that little old lady that was mutilated late last night.
January 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Police? Yes, I have a tip about that little old lady that was mutilated late last night.
What if Kamala "does the right thing?"
January 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
What if Kamala "does the right thing?"
Kenny Rogers wisdom
a man with a beard is holding a microphone and singing .
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December 30, 2024 at 11:43 PM
Kenny Rogers wisdom
Yes, Herbie was just his nickname. Real name is RB 53
December 28, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Yes, Herbie was just his nickname. Real name is RB 53
Either Dad needs to learn about the form of a terminal sigma or there are whited out letters there.
December 25, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Either Dad needs to learn about the form of a terminal sigma or there are whited out letters there.
That surprises me, but I-love-a Twist in a story.
December 21, 2024 at 11:45 AM
That surprises me, but I-love-a Twist in a story.
OK, in the category of small village/crossroads I'll see your "Bean's Corner" and raise you where my church is located, "Whoopup."
December 13, 2024 at 11:52 PM
OK, in the category of small village/crossroads I'll see your "Bean's Corner" and raise you where my church is located, "Whoopup."
A lot of rules when you go to the grocery store. You should squeeze the bread, but don't you dare squeeze the toilet paper!
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
A lot of rules when you go to the grocery store. You should squeeze the bread, but don't you dare squeeze the toilet paper!
If firefighters can do calendars...
December 13, 2024 at 2:10 PM
If firefighters can do calendars...
I'm sorry, would you like to discus it with me? I've got a few ideas to throw around.
December 11, 2024 at 3:57 AM
I'm sorry, would you like to discus it with me? I've got a few ideas to throw around.
OK, no more eggnog for you.
December 10, 2024 at 2:17 PM
OK, no more eggnog for you.
Who used outdated email?
Mary did, Juno.
Mary did, Juno.
December 10, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Who used outdated email?
Mary did, Juno.
Mary did, Juno.