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Nobody expects the Spanish Jimquisition
@jimandrewclark.com
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I write comic books, play the ukulele, juggle, and wear pants. But not all at the same time.

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Lazy pumpkin “carving” is the way to go
A not-carved pumpkin decorated with Mr. Potato Head parts because I’m lazy as hell
November 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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quote the energy you bring to Bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Post a perfect album from the 90's that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains.
Album cover of FLAMING PIE by Paul McCartney
September 8, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Ernest P. Worrell puts his finger in the end of a gun
August 29, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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A bear holding up his paws with the caption "HOW ABOUT NO"
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Score!
July 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Lunch view today.
Da beach
July 18, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Not even joking
July 18, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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What movie did you see way too young?
The Tall Man from the movie PHANTASM giving the camera a "I've got something for your ass" look while a brain-sucking chrome death ball hovers over his open hand. This movie messed me up when I was a kid, but I loved it.
July 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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news is awful
post a godzilla
Iron-zilla! The variant cover for Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe issue 3 by Dave Wachter
June 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Quote with the Batman comic released the month you turned 10.
Detective Comics 404
June 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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Not a bad spot for lunch today.
June 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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I always dig your mock-ups, by the way. This one is my favorite.
June 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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A cat playing poker folds his hand
June 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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If you see this post a robot
Behold and beware! The vacant eyes of Mark Zuckerberg have leveled their robotic gaze in your direction. He stares into your soul with envy, for he has not one of his own.
April 30, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Is… is this an owl with a face on its ass? WTF Duolingo, are you ok?
Apparently the Duolingo owl has eyes and a beak where it’s butthole should be
January 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Get in, loser, we're posting lock screens
Kermit the Frog in a standoff with Doc Hopper and his goons
January 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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There's no way I can read all these. I keep telling myself it's good to want things you'll never have, it builds character.
January 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Hi, new followers. *taps sign*
A sign that reads "NO BIO, NO POSTS, NO REPLIES, NO DICE". That means if your profile has no bio, no posts, and no replies, you're going to get no follow from me. Might even catch a block. (No profile pic is borderline going to catch you a block as well.) Seriously though, it's social media, so be social. Cheers
January 10, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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I've only read one Discworld novel so far (Guards! Guards!) and I want to read this one next, but according to the "reading order" is comes after Mort, Reaper Man, and Soul Music. Or can I jump right into Hogfather without reading those first?
The Discworld Reading Order Guide 3.0, which has all the Discworld novels listed and the suggested reading order. I can't fit all of it into the alt text but you can check out https://discworld.com/discworld-reading-order/ for the list. Or not, I'm not the boss of you
December 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Me facing 2025
Paul Lynne’s head on a platter. He’s smiling. It’s obvious that he has seen better days, but fuck it, let’s goooo
December 21, 2024 at 5:40 AM
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But...
December 6, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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I think you've already found it though
December 4, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Am I the only one seeing Grizzly Peak covered in moss?
December 4, 2024 at 7:44 PM
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Introduce yourself with four comic covers
The cover of GENIUS J’S TECHNICOLOUR ALMANACK OF GRAPHICAL WONDERMENT, illustrated by Dave Wachter. All the stories in it were written by me. There’s a lot going on here on the cover: Dracula looks down on a skeleton warrior, Creature from the Black Lagoon is reaching for you because you’ve got something in your face and he’s just trying to help, there’s a teddy bear, and a dude smoking, and some soldiers, and cowboys robbing a train. Shit’s absolutely bonkers. The cover of GENIUS J’S SECOND QUASI-DECENNIAL ALMANACK OF GRAPHICAL WONDERMENT, illustrated by Dave Wachter. All the stories in it were written by me. There’s a bunch of characters on the cover who appear in stories in the book. The cover of WILLIAM THE SOULLESS #0. The cover was drawn by Kelly Williams and the story inside was written by me. Here we see a medieval knight (a hospitalier to be exact) fighting a bunch of zombies. I called this issue #0 because it’s supposed to be a prequel to a bunch of other adventures with this guy but I haven’t written them yet. The cover of TAOTAOMONA #1. It was drawn by Sonny Chargualaf who co-wrote the story with me. Here we see a girl walking through a jungle while a ghost looks on.
November 30, 2024 at 6:45 AM