Lord help me, I’m not clicking that link

She’s running again in 26, yes?

You too, huh?

Help me out here… is this an endorsement? Are you in some kind of distress?

Both?

I’ve been told to replace the kitchen faucet. Where does that rank on the list?

With no context, I legit thought this was a hunger games thread

No help here. Hello from Chicago. Otherwise sounds looks a fun afternoon

Been to all

Lived in six

Born in the most unlikely on the list, but hey, didn’t have much say in the matter

A modern-day warrior, mean, mean stride,
Today’s Tom Sawyer, mean, mean pride

That’ll buy you a good 90 seconds

Don’t get comfortable

What’s going on with these Russian incursions? Faulty equipment? Rogue military? Purposeful campaign?

The dozens of my followers will be missing out.

As you wish.

How can I amplify this thread?

Each year about this time, it occurs to me that I wish I was as good at something (ANYTHING) as Scott Hanson is on the Red Zone.

I don’t care what that something could be, even something dumb like folding towels, gassing up the car.

The man never mails it in, not for a single second.

At the tone, General telephone time will be…

The what now?