6 year old: Today in school we made thank you cards for the vegetarians.

Me: ……

The VETERANS. She meant the VETERANS. 😂

Throwing a mini golf birthday party for a six year old and her friends is about the easiest kids party you can do but I. Am. Exhausted. Super fun time though!

Watching this week’s Great British Bake Off and they’re starting with flapjacks. So Greg and I were like oh cool, pancakes, and that’s……..not what a British flapjack is? I’m so confused.

I’ve never actually watched Eurovision but I’m celebrating the occasion by watching the Father Ted episode instead.

We’ve reached the “look at photos of adoptable cats on the local shelters’ websites and social media” phase. I’m now in love with so many of these adorable kitties. Hoping to find a really sweet new friend next weekend 😻

Valentine’s Day with a five year old: almost forgetting about the pastries I picked up as a treat due to our child waking up and puking everywhere an hour after falling asleep.