Join me in hell. You'll love it here.

Aw, thanks! I’m not. But I’ll take on this persona happily.

Hah! The tree is too much of a brag.

I wrote one! Scumbag Summer from House of Vlad Press. Working on other ones now.

We need all the spiritual reification we can receive within our means (and a bit beyond) right now. I'm fucking doing it.

This series of tweets has me two seconds away from finally adding that fancy turntable I've been eyeing to my cart. I need this spiritual experience.

In fact, I do! 😂

Happy to oblige! Try Singapore Sling. Hard to stream but it's on Youtube. Daisies on Criterion. The Mafu Cage (prob have to Youtube this one, too.)

Solid.